Enjoy this episode of Two Straws because thanks to the class action lawsuit we're probably both so rich now we will never have to work another day in our lives. What's 355 mil divided by 1200 fighter minus 10 years of lawyer fees?
$958.79?! That's Reebok money!
Anyhow, we talk Rose Vs Ribas, a few banger undercard fights, bite-gate, Sanco-slander and much more.
Full length episodes of Two Straws are exclusive to and streaming only on UFC Fightpass.
00:00- we’re rich bitches! Right…?
04:40- Raul Rosa cant fight until he does his chores
12:12- 10 year Tuf 20 reunion anyone?
15:30- thoughts on Rose Namajunas vs Amanda Ribas
25:12- former UFC fighter criticizes Laura Sanko’s commentary
36:08- the BITE OF THE NIGHT
46:20- Uncle Karl Williams vs Brotha Justin Tafa
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I just I have so much money I just need to wow I just it's there's so much it's
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so hard being so rich oh my God oh my God like these jackets are so heavy and
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like thick God warm I know thank God have so much money again to Fan
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ourselves off God do you remember what it was like to be poor I don't I mean
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it's like been a whole three days since we got all that money from the big
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settlement I know my god oh Dark Days Dark Times days Dark Times well this
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been another two straws we don't have to do this anymore because we're rich [ __ ] this is our last episode see you
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later suckers no um big news the settlement
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that apparently no Fighters opted out of I definitely didn't including the
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ones that testified for the UFC has been uh settled the lawsuit I
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mean and you know 30 what is it $335
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million it it sounds like a lot of money it's not because you know you still have to pay all the the lawyer fees the court
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fees and then there's like what like over a thousand fighters on the on the
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on the list you know I just hope that the managers and the coaches don't try
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to get a hold of that [ __ ] off [ __ ] off I want to put it past them don't even
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put that out into the universe oh my God okay let me take it back let me take it back don't even try it don't try it it's
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ours it's ours I need to get my my sage and smudge the room after you just said that my
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God yes um it's GNA be at the most maybe
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a few hundred or not a few hundred a hundred right like for each fighter if they split it down the middle for
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everyone I don't know like that I just I hope that because I know that money
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could change a lot of people's lives especially the ones that are no longer fighting who can't get back in there and
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make more money like it's a big deal but at the same time you almost wish that
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they held out for a little bit more or tried to take them to court and actually get what they could fully get make it
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make a difference yeah there are some you know ex UFC Champions that um you
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know were on the roster for a long long time and not making you know the money
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that the Champions do now yeah and so I I wonder you know what that money looked like back then compared to now obviously
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you know UFC has blown up and it's so much bigger um and making so much more money so I I do wonder what exactly they
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were getting paid and what their sponsorships looked like and and all that kind of stuff um I just I really I
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really hope that especially the veterans that paved the way for us you know get
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something substantial yeah I hope they get their their cut and and they're happy with it but um yeah I don't know I
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think it I think it's been kind of people on both sides like some people are saying oh that's a great that's a
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great thing that happen and other people are like that's not going to do anything if anything you're just taking a quick
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payday but I hear that there could be another lawsuit for uh a different kind
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of time period because that was for a certain chunk of years and then they're going to probably do another one for
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another certain chunk of years where there's going to be more money having been made more Fighters that can cash in
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on that so we'll see if that becomes like a thing that happens the crazy thing is that even if they paid that a
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few times over like they settled for that much money like it's still jump change just a A Drop in the Ocean yeah
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of their uh Dr Scrooge pool of money oh my
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goodness Mr Dougs worth be be generous please share with us commoners give us a
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couple Shillings just a few more for our mini
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coats which are totally Real by the way this is real
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Le yeah well I'm hot it's a little stuffy but um we had a lot of uh hot MMA
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News to get down to First dude did you see what happened with Ral
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roses yes yes I did he is in big trouble with his parents dude that's so wild all
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right so how old is this kid is he 18 or what was he 17 I remember he needed his
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parents to allow him like to like sign a waiver which I mean this is not unheard of did he okay I
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hear about that so I mean he's he's young enough to where when he started fighting he actually like needed
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parental consent oh yeah I remember um Chris hardi uh the Canadian who was in
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like the the IFL maybe no I think he was just in the IFL but I remember he was so young that
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when he started he needed like parental consensus like 16 15 yeah he was really
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young I think by the time he got into the IFL he was like maybe 18 19 like kind of like uh ra Rosa uhuh uh but can
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you imagine that like I don't care if you're a UFC fighter take out the garbage oh like Bro you've made a couple
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paychecks why are you still living with your parents you know because again management fees I mean I don't know what
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he's getting paid but he came off of the contender Series in my cor so maybe he's
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at that like beginner contract no but he's such a he's already a big name I feel like he's already making probably
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he already fought on the pay-per-view cards like he's or on the main event of a pay-per-view card like he he's getting
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enough to share a room in an apartment with a teammate or something for sure
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like you can you can move out of your mom's house you can always go back to do your laundry or to by the looks of it
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beg her to do yours beg mom that is the Latina mother she's not letting him do his laundry or make
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his own food yeah but Dad dad is the one that uh put his foot down apparently
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allegedly I'm not sure how reputable these sources are but I would love to get to the bottom of it I would too I
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want to know what chores he wasn't doing he probably you know I mean he's a big UFC fighter he probably doesn't want to
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do the dishes anymore not that he ever did he probably doesn't want to clean up his room which probably his mother did
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uh maybe he didn't want to do his homework anymore maybe he's like you know what this school thing isn't for me although I think he was already homeschooled who
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knows I'm like what are you complaining about just just I I I wish I was still
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living with my mama right all you have to do is take out the trash that's the bill you have to pay easy I'm all about
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like labor I'll do labor before I give up any money I will I will trade over what do
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you need me to do yeah we'll work for food
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these kids man they don't know how good they got it they don't they're dying to grow up and be independent and then they
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realize you got to pay for internet you got to pay for electricity you have to pay for trash and all this other stuff
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you got to pay for food yeah that's so nice is it nope gas
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you know how much gas is a it's ridiculous car insurance dude yeah oh my
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God where where does he live where he from I don't I feel like he's training in Vegas
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though every time I I hear about him he's out in Vegas but he might not he might just be in fight week all the time
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maybe I don't know but that's hilarious every he probably wasn't uh cleaning
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behind his ears that's what he got in trouble for Clovis New Mexico oh it's cheap out there well
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that's where he was born I don't know if he's still out there but yeah get your [ __ ] together
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don't leave home don't leave home don't do it yeah just get your [ __ ] together so you can keep fighting and don't leave
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home because you're gonna spend all your money from your fight purses on
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rent yeah is that it's not worth it yeah it's just not worth it take it from
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me it's not all it's cracked up to be I do think if I knew that I was going to be a fighter I've never would have left
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home like uh just because of how broke you are but at the same time I set out to be an artist which is that that's not
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my that's like a a lateral move yeah it's just as challenging there was no
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pay bump like you know what this artist thing isn't working out I'm gonna be a
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fighter great idea you're so
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smart I had a big a big imagination that's all um yeah it it was pretty
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funny to see that but hopefully he could use some of that settlement to get himself his own spot and then he's not
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getting any of that settlement oh yeah none of it he wasn't even bored that settlement get out of here wait your
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turn you have nothing to complain about you back in my day when people started
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fighting we made less than $1,000 we had to pay for our own medical
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well we still have to pay for our Medical uh but we did not we did not get
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paid very well at all and we did it happily and now these kids I remember
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when like uh Paige and Sage like came onto the scene and they're getting all this attention from the UFC and I found
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out they were like entry level making like 40K I was like
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youu and you're complaining about fighter pay I made 400 to show 200 to
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win2 200 to finish I made $800 and it was gone like that nice I made uh what is it I think my first
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MMA fight I made three and three and I was like let's go but we were trying to
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expedite it so I could get on tough so we were like okay this this isn't going to work if we just pay them regular so
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we took part of my show and put it on their show and that was why it was so
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low and then she signed a contract and I [ __ ] her up CCH you [ __ ] but uh but you know I
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had to take a hit for that and I never really got paid until I got on tough yeah and I was like Wow 2500 a
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week was it that much it was something like that right yeah what was it was it
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I thought it was 2500 a week I don't maybe it was 15 I don't
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think I got paid that it something hundred a week and we got paid for what was it eight weeks seven weeks seven
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weeks yeah yeah which isn't a lot of money to be on national TV
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but it was something that's why reality TV is so popular you don't have to actually pay for talent yeah you just
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pay for [ __ ] like us enjoy you're welcome enjoy the
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entertainment give them something to talk about yeah and then after you got off the show I think it was eight and
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eight at the time or maybe 10 and 10 no it was eight and eight it was eight and eight at the time when they went up to
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10 and 10 I was like oh wow okay that's so nice
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wow and so like good for you you realize that we're coming up on our 10year tough
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anniversary right we should have a reunion a very select select should
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we as I said that as I said that I mean it make great
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TV it would oh God where are they now H I really want to know I mean I know
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where some of them are some of them I mean some of them fought one of them fought last night uh some of them are in
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front of you as we speak with all their
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money that they got on Amazon and but yeah there's a few of them that
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are just kind of wandering the Earth like Nomads yeah and we never heard from them
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again I think we should pitch that theight Netflix that is uh netfli Netflix worthy TV right there I feel
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like it is just like a summer house like you know how they do like sure house no okay that's where I draw the line no it
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has to be the ringing in show when you all sit on a big couch and then you talk I can't go back to a house with those
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girls or if is you I feel like you would be the last
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one who want to I am absolutely am you know
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oh my God come on no I don't want to do that I yeah I would love to do a reunion
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show though I could do like an evening or like you know how on um Love is Blind
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they have the little party like they'll like I'm sure they're lying but they'll say oh so and so has a birthday wouldn't
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it be great if we got the whole cast together for their birthday and then everyone shows up and they're like how
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could she show up on my birthday [ __ ] like I think that would be cool we could
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do something like that so you want to drink with these women I would spend an evening you remember not like another
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what happened at the the wrap dinner that when we were all drinking
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and eating together it was great it was great I have no regrets
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from that [Laughter] night I let my hair down a bit yes you
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[ __ ] did and no one was mean to
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me after that uh like oh she's she's a
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feisty one she's different than the show where did that come from now that the
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cameras are off [ __ ] I see you
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outside the parking lot yes I'm getting paid I already did my dues um so yeah I
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think we should pitch that little reion show 10 years ago R roses was six years
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old [ __ ] off he wasn't that young but no he probably was no I don't even think he
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was that old maybe eight seven or eight you keep going up I feel like he was even younger no he's 18
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now I'm bad at math math oh God I'm bad at
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math all right anyway um let's move on to uh a little bit of fight news did you
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watch the fights last night I did how was it not closely but I
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did where were you up to nothing a yeah I think everyone's kind of in that boat
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like there's a couple fights that you're like oh okay I I'll make sure I tune into that one but then most of the car
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you're just like oh who's this guy oh that was cool all right anyway back to my video game you know like kind of that
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that type of fight card which I think is actually good for MMA I know a lot of fans like to talk crap about oh we have
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these fight night cards there's no name value this and that but I really do feel
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like MMA is getting to that point where it's something that you look forward to every Saturday like you go you watch the
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UFC it doesn't matter who's who's uh fighting if you're a Super Fan then you're just happy that there's fights on
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and there's something new to talk about at the end of the week so I feel like it's a good thing even if we're not having these big crazy pay-per-view
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esque cards it's a great thing otherwise we wouldn't have you know a podcast and
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all this money yes I think it's great that it happens every week it gives us
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something to talk about Angela yeah I agree yeah I agree too um what did you
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think about the main event Rose versus Rebus or heus heas heas versus
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hes Thug Rose yeah um I I heard commentary talk about how
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Rose is sometimes too cautious or composed composed was the word I believe
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um like composed to a fault is yeah it's probably what they said um
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yeah that was a Laura that said it right yeah yeah I think that I think that Rose
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did exactly what she needed to do I thought that she was read everything reading everything as well as she could
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good I think that uh heas poses like a challenge in that she has like really
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odd Rhythm she just she's very unconventional
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unorthodox so it is it's really challenging to get her timing but I think that Rose was really patient she got the timing um her counters to the
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throws were beautiful um and I think she you know
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except for maybe it was the third round I think I gave he us yeah um I I think
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that's the only round I gave her but I thought that she did really well and even though people were kind of
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complaining about that I I was really impressed yeah same I I think uh the problem of reis's rhythm is that there
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is none you know she's just jittering kind of Jitter bugging across the cage
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and coming at you and throwing shapes in the air you're not really sure what's going to come but then when she actually
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throws something it's good it's a it's a real nice f fast spinning Hill kick it could be um a quick kick upstairs it
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could be a onew straight down the pipe but the Rhythm before that happens is a little uh chaotic and you kind of get
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like lulled into like what's going to happen oh yeah it happened yeah exactly
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and like rose is finding the timing but I think it was hard for her to figure out when to follow up on a punch like
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every now and then she would land a big cross over the top or she'd land a big hook but then she didn't know when to go
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cross hook or hook cross hook you know it was hard for her to figure out when
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to commit to a combination or when to just like try to catch her as she's coming in with a big crashing punch so I
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felt like she did a good job with just still scoring and Landing the better shots um and I think Rivas kind of gave
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the fight away because she was doing well with just being unpredictable and Landing her own stuff too but then when
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she would do weird stuff like go for the hip throw that got reversed or go for like a rolling knee bar stuff that you
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kind of know it's going to get reversed especially after the first time especially after you feel them in the
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first round and you feel like the top pressure um she still kept going for
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these things that had low percentage uh chance of working and I felt like if she
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had just stayed on the feet even she might have been more convincing on scor cards I I agree with that I think that
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when she was coming forward and creating more more volume she was doing really
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well and scoring but then she went back to just throwing one big kick and like a
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lot of her stuff ended up being telegraphed um as the later rounds uh as
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we got into the later rounds Rose was really picking up on like the big shots
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and I know that you know her her coroner told her that she was down we did a knockout and she was trying to deliver
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that she was doing everything she could it's just you know something that I think is a big takeaway from this fight
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is to work on your setups yeah or follow-ups after a kick it just can't be
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just one huge movement yeah yeah for sure and just to
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not do the stuff that's not working over and over again you know and I mean I I
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love that kind of stuff I love throws to a KNE bar but like it it did not work it didn't work don't do it again it she she
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kept going to it do another throw she kept going to that throw or use that throw to set up a different throw
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exactly and it kind of worked with that one sagging hip throw that she got when she caught the head and then spun to the
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right side and was able to get on that side control I think that was the third round you were talking about and I was
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like okay this might be the moment that Reus figures out or heus sorry figures
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out the method to getting to Rose and getting on top of her and getting to her back cuz she transitioned real nicely in
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that round um but she never got close again and I think she got a little desperate when she couldn't get a hold
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of Rose in the in the fourth and fifth and that's when she started doing these sacrificial kind of rolling things and
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ending up on bottom and just being content down there and that's not what you want to do to win an MMA fight
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because the Optics of just being on bottom even if you're throwing punches even if you're trying to score you're
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still underneath them they can still hit you they're still controlling mhm and so
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yeah it was a good effort I thought it was a a a technical fight to watch it was a good fight to watch um uh people
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were kind of criticizing the commentary a little bit because uh they were a
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little biased towards Rose and I feel like sometimes people complain if they
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really want someone to lose and I think uh the fans have been kind of split down the middle with rose recently like
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they're either really for her or really against her and then someone like Rebus comes in heus and she's like you know
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she is so likable no she's a fan favorite obv say
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likable obviously not Angela some people would say likable I would say uh I don't
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know not boot licky no I don't know there's something about
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it that just seems very very much a front or not a front very much like fake
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just kind of uh I don't know but that's that's a conversation for another day I
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I just felt like people were really behind Rebus and they were trying to see what they wanted to see with with her
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striking with her um aggression and I felt like a lot of it looked like it was
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either missing or not doing anything to sway the momentum of the fight and I
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thought it was a pretty clear win for Rose but I wasn't going to be surprised if they gave it to Rebus just because of
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um the pressure I saw a k a couple
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CIP I saw a couple tweets that you know the UFC put up um as the broadcast was
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going on and somebody had it like uh going into the third they had it what was it uh
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327 for for heus what I like bro how did this TW it through you know
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why yeah yeah maybe hey you got to play the game girl you got to play the game
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and you know what else she had the little butt cheek hanging out she did she was playing the crowd she was like
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all right you see this and then this is for the judge in the back hey s check this out check this cheek out right here s
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the model oh my God he's like yep I score second third round fourn she wins
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take note Kayla Harris we talked about this last week Kayla come on girl get
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them cheeks out you're figh get them out the cheek Master y you gotta you gotta
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compete with the cheeks yeah you better get them super low cut booty shorts out
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there so you can compete with uh and you better tan because Holly Holm always comes in you know not tanned so we're
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going to need you like we're just try hey we're helping with Optics you one up on the cheeks that she presents making
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sure there's a nice with Optics this is just just putting it out there for you oh man oh um speaking of uh criticism of
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the commentary you mentioned something that I did not hear about girl tell me again
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and tell the fans what was going down on Twitter last night W uh ex UFC fighter
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and uh former WC champ Camp Jamie Verner took to Twitter during the broadcast and let everybody know what he thought of
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Laura senko and it was it was not very flattering he basically um uh the Tweet
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has been taken down but he basically said Lura Seno is winning the fights by talking so much uh leave the commentary
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to the people that have actually fought a female a female UFC fighter should have that job she is just annoying and
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it's obvious she is trying so hard and doesn't know what she's talking about um so you
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know don't drink and tweet is is what I feel like I made that mistake so many
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times yes I feel like I've done it a time or two and I have since then
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corrected this um what did you drunk tweet I think I think I was actually
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with you and Adam and we were trying a terrible influence I'm so impressionable
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um I came up with like a little joke about um
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samon uh samon yeah what is his name um he's uh I I'm actually a fan of his um
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he or stamina it was something about his stamina because he was gassing out in the fight oh the the guy who died no no
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Stam Stam ston yeah I said something about staman looks like his St and a
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something like that oh I love it such so something we' tell you to yeah so we
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like we I tweeted it and people [ __ ] ripped me on I was like it was a joke it
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was a joke and I'm a fan of his oh that's great he won't even look at me when I've seen him in passing I'm like f
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um yeah and people like um so I didn't like I didn't at him or anything yeah
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but everybody added him and he ended up like losing that fight oh no I was I
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know it was bad it it don't drink it did he gas yes it was a joke about
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stamina I thought it was funny at the time yeah I feel like if I tweeted it no one would have had a problem with it
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it's just you have a very you know I get that a lot uh dead
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pen yeah I get that kind of demeanor even when they're reading what you
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said I know I got to put emojis yeah yeah right like yeah yeah um be careful with
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that know your audience and then play to the crowd yeah yeah sorry about that my
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bad we should have told you oh no you encouraged it so going back [Laughter]
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to taking myself off the hook here going back to Varner in his tweets um yeah you
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think that was a drunk tweet he I so I was you know obviously I started doing some like investigating
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okay um and he he's pretty outspoken on Twitter so maybe he wasn't drunk maybe
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he was enjoying a beverage I don't know but I just don't think you should come after like the UFC sweetheart Laura Seno
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yeah and I mean she's all class in her response she's you know said that she
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actually fought on the same card as him and and you know they were in the same warmup room okay and you know she really
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like admired and respected him and just you know like she she is a fighter maybe
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you know she only fought at in Invicta for a short time and you know life
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happen and all these things but like she she was still a fighter like I fought on the same card as her yeah um I remember
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her back in the evicted days uh I think people just forget or or they want to discredit
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because because I don't know she didn't make it to the UFC like who cares like she's worked really hard and I think she
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does a good job at what she does she always comes in super studied and she's
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on point with her stuff so whatever whatever issue he had I
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don't necessarily think that the way he went about it was the best way yeah because everybody came to Laura's
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defense well for sure I think if he had said that before she had actually worked
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a day then he'd have more supporters but because she's been so diligent and so
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good at what she does she she tries to make up for the expectations of her you
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know she tries to show hey I'm not just a dumb blonde I actually know what these moves are called I train this I
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understand it I've fought like this is what's going on and a lot of times you
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get that criticism when someone like Brendan Fitzgerald or someone like even John anic starts talk about technique
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and people jump on them but they've been watching this for a really long time they kind of know what they're talking
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about even if they're not in there and not competing or never have been they still know what they're looking at and
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the people criticizing them have no idea what they're looking at so it's like you
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guys are calling like the pot is calling the the other pot black what is it pot
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con the kill yes that one one the pots are black both you pot are
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black being racist to each other stop it come together support each other yes
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we're all on the same team so I hate it when people do that
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but at the same time um because this is a a uh an opinion that a lot of people
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also have said in the past when Laura SLE got the job why isn't a UFC fighter
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who you know who would it be like I can't do it I'm fighting you know you're fighting I think it's
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really hard to be an active fighter and to be um the first the first female on
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there the one to get all the criticism the one to try to raise the ceiling for everyone to come afterwards so I feel
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like it's almost a blessing in disguise that it was Laura anko I don't feel like
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there are any um females that I see right now who are retired that are doing
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the job as well as she is and I feel like um people like us who who do work
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on our craft who do try to become well-versed in like talking about fighting and and getting to that point
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eventually I think she's creating a job for us in the future absolutely and so
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that's why I like that she's there and that's why I'm not I don't have a problem that she's there because she
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kind of did the hard work for us she's a pretty face she goes in there she knows what she's doing she's proving to the
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guys that she can hang and that girls who hang out in gyms aren't going to make you feel weird when you're doing
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your locker room talk and all that and I think she's been a really good Ambassador for uh any future female
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commentators especially ones that used to fight I I completely agree
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I I just think that you know if it was going to be anyone I'm really glad that it was her and I think she again she
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represents you know women in in the sport in commentary and broadcasting I
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think that she represents us very well and I think she has single-handedly like
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opened a lot of doors and opportunities yeah you go girl thanks Laura holler
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we'll see you on the all female panel in about five years I know I need to have I need to make my view my MMA view yeah
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thing that would be fun it's been in my my um
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what it visualization board your vision board yes okay yeah it's been up there for years yep it'll happen just keep
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visualizing that thing um yeah and you need watch your mouth I
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know that was disappointing it's it's always disappointing um not surprising
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sometimes but disappointing when you know fellow MMA
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fighters males in know specifically talking about the male MMA fighters um
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are are not supportive of their female counterparts yeah it it is disappointing
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because I like I like to think that you know we're all in this together um we're all trying to do the same thing achieve
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the same thing we just happen to be in you know different different divisions and
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and genders and genders but we have the same goal and you know I I just would
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like to see you know us us stick together and support each other and and keep raising that ceiling and keep
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creating more opportunities for each other uh so it is it is disappointing you know especially you know can you
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imagine if you like heard somebody that you like look up to and respected say that like I know it's the hardest thing
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it it really is [ __ ] stings sad it makes me sad but I think that's probably why he took the Tweet down and if her
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responding like that that that humbles you a bit that that show was you oh she
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did fight on the C you know like oh yeah I forgot that little skinny girl was you
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oops it must have been an amateur card right because uh she only fought an Invicta I or maybe there were some other
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like uh local was fighting I don't think
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he um I I can't find the Tweet but um but the way she responded was you know
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100% class good job yeah J well done great example yeah and like in his
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defense he was probably trying to Big up the UFC the female UFC fighters who
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might have been passed up on the opportunity but I honestly don't feel like the opportunity was there you know
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like there there there was no passing up Laura kicked down the door and made
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herself a spot and now we have like a little hole to crawl into one day
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because she's barreled it out for us so thanks for
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that um so moving on to the prelims on that card uh I think we got to talk
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about the bite the bite of the night bonus oh my God speaking of burrowing a
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hole that thing so how convinced were you before you saw it that the guy had
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bitten him cuz I was like 50/50 I know that sometimes you get stuck in a
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position and your lips are getting moved around and it might feel like you bit someone when you didn't do it
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intentionally that guy looked like he was burrowing no that's what he looked like
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the way he was like I was like bro what is happening
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and then I remember I like walked into the kitchen and I walked back and then like the you know it had it had been
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like timeout had been called and then I heard what was going on with uh Chris
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tyon and the and all that stuff and I was like what happened they're like fight's over I was like what did I just
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I am so confused so I have had the wrong fight man that fight was insane well I
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watched it again okay good I I saw leading up to it and then I remember they were kind of stalemated when he was
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you know biting him um I was like oh I can run to the fish right now this is fine there's a break happening and I
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yeah it absolutely
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and you know what the weirdest thing was is there were like upper bites and lower
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bites I was like bro how did that happen where's your mouthpiece right like how did he get the top and the bottom I want
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to see that mouthpiece right yeah me too he bit him hard if his mouthpiece was in
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when well you know that like when you're getting the the mouthpiece molded you
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have to like bite down so there's like indents from your lower teeth on on the upper row I was like is that what that
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was I think so cuz I feel like the mouthpiece was in there but you know that [ __ ] had to have been hard just
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because the top was imprinted just as vividly as the bottom damn it was so bad
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and you know what I said as soon as I saw how how clear the Mark is I was like yo he should go get that tattoo on him I
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cringed when I saw that I was like are you [ __ ] kidding me did you see yes he got it tattoo I
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know I know so funny it's not I'm like oh my God I love that he did that I'm
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like okay I hate it so much no I hate my new list of favorite new Fighters you
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are one of them it's permanent stop I don't like it I just I
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feel like I would do that if someone bit me like that and then I got a Bonus off of it so that was the cool part at least
38:55
he got a bonus for getting bit well you heard that he was supposed to get 25k and then Dana saw the tattoo and
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he said you're getting 50 oh nice good good for him good for him see a small
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investment got him a huge payback huge
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returns stop just a little nibble all it took is a little NB would you would you
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let someone bite the [ __ ] out of you for 50k yes would you tattoo it on your body
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no no so it would be 25k fine worth it I'm getting a tattoo
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removed right now so I'm like I'm good on tattoos it was a good spot though for
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a tattoo it would have been great if he bit his ass it is so right on that Apple you know like
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it's such an ugly tattoo it's such an MMA fighter tattoo I love MMA fighters
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get the worst [ __ ] tattoos ever it just oh God this is like top of the list
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for my favorite bad tattoos so that I thought it was a good choice I thought it was tasteful I like the uh penmanship
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of the bite of the night uh around the actual bite I thought it
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was classy well yeah I don't know if classy is the
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word that I would use the fight was pretty insane though it was a great fight it was a really good fight I I was
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mad at the guy who got bit and I feel like that's what happened he was grabbing the cage a lot yeah I think
40:31
that guy never lost I think both of them never lost before I think the guy that bit him got so frustrated that the fight
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was getting away from him and this guy kept cheating and grabbing the cage they was like you know what [ __ ]
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it it [ __ ] so I'm trying to like so I'm trying
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to figure out like I've you know I've been pissed off in a fight and you know
40:57
like maybe want to hit a little bit harder like you know grind the forearm or you know do something like that but I'm also so focused on the fight that
41:05
like I I don't get pulled out of what I'm trying to do and he was like mad
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yeah he that's like pure frustration right there yeah but I think it's also coupled with the fact that he's never
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lost before sure you know so he he's getting cheated against he's feeling
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like this isn't being addressed in the right way like they're not taking a point he's losing
41:32
takedowns he's he's the guy's using the fence to literally get back up and the
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ref doesn't say anything he just warns him so he tried to go for another taked down I feel like he was about to grab
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the fence before he got bit no he was like that's probably why he bit him he
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was like you're grabbing the fence I'm going to bite you so you give up the takedown yeah because you are cheating
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no I I get it but how like I mean that's kind of why Mike Tyson bit the ear off you know yeah he was he said he was
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getting headbutted the whole fight so he's like you know what take a year yeah hopefully that's uh how his fight with
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Jake Paul ends oh my God I'm so I'm so upset about that fight
42:16
happening I just I just don't I don't like anything about that yeah I just don't I would
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love if he got bit like not the here I want him to get P you remember um Batman
42:31
Returns and the scene when penguin just like B yes I actually just watched that
42:38
I watched that on a flight the last flight that I took so good that movie holds water and freaking Michelle Fifer
42:45
my God yes my God there is no other Catwoman for me she was amazing she I
42:52
dressed up as Catwoman maybe three Halloweens when I was a kid because of her I always wanted to play like dress
42:58
up as uh Catwoman because of her yeah and my mom let me use the little sewing needle things holy [ __ ] for the yeah we
43:06
we got into Halloween damn yeah I was like it has to be those because that's what she did in the movie it was so good
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so good oh she's so good she's so good she's um yeah so that would be fun
43:21
but where were we the the fight was pretty wild the the one before he got
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bed and and then he got bet and um unfortunately for that guy that cost him
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his uh contract yeah can't do that you think
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that that was just yeah yeah you can't do stuff like
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that um I I feel like there was a a guy recently maybe a couple years ago that
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it looked like he intentionally kept fouling the guy like he kicked the kid in the nuts maybe three or four times
43:56
and they end up cutting them after that fight and it's like even if it's an accident you're a professional and this
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happened all in one round yeah like you should have better control of your
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weapons than that and it makes the promotion look bad so I definitely feel like it was just you can't have people
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in there biting what's going to be next you know eye gouging fish hooking like
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trying to bite something that could actually come off biting a finger you know like there there's so much dirty
44:26
stuff that you can do we have every tool almost in the book but you want to do
44:31
the dirtiest thing if you fought for another
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promotion I think they would let it slide which one Bellator oh yeah no they
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don't give a [ __ ] you do you do anything yeah you do whatever you want there but UFC is trying to um keep up standards
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you know they're well Machine and people are busting down the door trying to get in so get rid of that guy you can find
44:58
another undefeated guy on on the Block in in Vegas somewhere you know it's it's
45:04
pretty easy to come across Talent so you [ __ ] up bro it's a shame yeah I I did
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I I I got really sad for him for a second I mean again I think it's
45:17
completely fair and legit I just feel so sad that that moment of laps judgment or
45:27
anger or or reaction or whatever it was that he was feeling he allowed that
45:33
moment to just completely take away his opportunity you know some people never make it to the UFC some people never
45:39
make it to the big league shows and for him in just one moment just gone wrecked
45:45
it yeah and you know because it was his debut too that's what made it even more
45:51
likely to happen that he'd just mess up in such a huge way because he was so
45:57
desperate to hold on to it you know so makes even more sad yeah poor baby
46:04
you'll be all right you you can go to B he'll take you yeah pfl get in that
46:11
pfl tournament yeah you can make a million dollars now wouldn't have done that in
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UFC you w't part of the lawsuit sorry about it uh what did you
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think about uh the comain the comain yeah you had Carl Williams versus uh Justin TAA he was
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filling for his brother um who ended up fighting for him we saw him yeah
46:39
yeah I and then the fight was it was it was it was kind of an interesting fight
46:46
I think a lot of people weren't sure who won it was kind of split down the middle I think a lot
46:51
of people thought that TAA won um but it was one of those typical grapples versus
46:57
Striker matches where he did all the damage on the feet and then Williams was
47:03
able to get him down and sit on him and he couldn't get back up yeah I'm noticing this is a pattern with some of
47:10
the Aussies great striking not so great take down the fence and get back up yeah and
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it's yeah you you've got to know that this is what's going to repeatedly happen once people see that it's open
47:26
that's that's how they're going to like come at you so it just you really need to make
47:31
these adjustments it's it's becoming frustrating for me to watch I talked about this last week with tasa it it's
47:38
the same kind of thing and it's just it's frustrating I like I I feel for them I feel their frustration I'm
47:44
frustrated as a fighter and a fan watching it uh because again it I I have
47:50
no Tak down offense I I pull guard like I'm not but they don't sit on top of you
47:57
no because you're attacking and in in tfa's defense he was attacking in his
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own way at one point it looked like he was trying to set up a Peruvian neck tie I was like oh oh no he he doesn't you're
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just trying to get off no I saw that I saw that moment you saw right I was like
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oh oh he did joke that he was a Grappler now like now he knows sheit see so I
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think Carl Williams was a little uh wory of that just in case it was true but then once he felt them on the ground
48:30
he's like Ah that's fine it was a joke liar yeah good he almost got me I
48:36
actually kind of really like this Carl Williams guy why he's just adorable like uh did you hear his post fight speech
48:43
he's like talking about his family and you know he's going to move his wife and
48:48
kids down and he just he has like this kind of lovable character um he he he
48:54
reminds me like an uncle or something I keep calling him Uncle Carl like he
49:00
has that energy about him like have you ever um watched the Harley Quinn
49:06
cartoon yeah you know the shark on it no he reminds me of the shark character on
49:12
it it's like he's like this comedian uh black guy who's a comedian but he just
49:17
always sounds he sounds just like him so I thought that was I I like I watched a couple interviews and then I saw the
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fight and I feel like people towards TAA are more because is more because of the
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popularity and then you see the damage like he had him wobbly for a second in one of the rounds I felt like TFA won at
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least one round um but I felt like Carl Williams and in the scheme of how MMA
49:43
fights go are going I felt like he did enough to win sure yeah I get that um
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and maybe I'm biased because I think he's like a lovable Uncle character but who knows well well you know that uh no bias
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you know belongs in MMA Angela and I would like to ask you to please refrain from being biased yeah it has no place
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in it there's no bias in anything that is judged by human
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beings stupid yes I'm sorry this is why I can't commentate
50:16
good job Laura you're not biased at all um all right well I think uh we
50:23
should take our little break I think it's about that time time cuz we have a few more fun fights to talk about and a
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few more interesting things that happen this week in the MMA world and uh yeah
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