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[Music]
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oh that's loud yeah what is happening here I feel like feel like we both need
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to be okay how's that that's that's okay just don't just just get angry get mad
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about something go on okay okay I think we're good I think
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we're even all right hello hey we're back another episode of two St two thank
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you for joining us it's good to be here another year I
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know another year old Wier how was your hangover it's I mean
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I'm drinking now so it wasn't that bad I've had worse this year
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already so that's I guess that's saying something but uh yeah I had fun from
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what I remember I had a great time oh my God yeah amazing I enticed people to
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come to our uh live that we do on only fans
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before uh before we shoot with the what I think is the last song of the night
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I'm I'm hoping because I don't remember singing it but I was really excited to
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sing uh Contagious by the isy brothers do you remember that song when it came out yeah yeah we went to karaoke and and
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uh it was like this black on karaoke so I'm like oh they'll appreciate this like they know this song So this stupid song
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contagious it's like the E Loop Brothers it was like the first the the prequel to the whole Trapped in the Closet series
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that R Kelly did after well we aren't supposed to say his name but that guy did after um and it's so fun to sing
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with like people who know the song so I was really excited about doing it on karaoke and I put it in I remember
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putting it in but I did not know that I got the chance to sing it until I was looking through the videos the next
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day I'm like oh we sang the
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song I mean I knew the chorus I I did not know all of the words
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which is very obvious by the footage so it's only I only have a small clip but did we do the whole like oh we did the
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whole thing oh my God it was excruciating no so they loved us uh they
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loved us but I tried to use it to get people into the live and I think it
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might have backfired like she might still be drunk and
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singing oh my goodness oh it was a great time it was fun it was a lot of fun um
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karaoke is so fun for some reason I think cuz I have a profession that doesn't require
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singing It's like a total other side of the entertainment world that I'd never
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be capable of doing I have absolutely no business singing I love it it's so fun
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it's so fun you say that but you killed Don't Stop Believing that's my song that
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was a good and one thing as a fighter if you're ever with a fighter at karaoke
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put their walkout song in the list they will love you they will sing the words
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in the field yes it's a good song it's so good um so yeah I had a great birthday I got a cool birthday present
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too today from Miss Jessica well you have to be careful he's fragile he's
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old very old I got a new
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friend a new friend for the wall um I'm not sure what her name is
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yet maybe you guys can help me name her but she looks great with the voodoo doll
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and Jessica knows me really well so I'm I'm really excited about this little shrunken head this is awesome thank you
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so much you're so welcome so a lot of stuff has been
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happening um with the fights getting started up again and uh we finally had a
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fight night after a good month of no fights so uh yeah did you get to watch
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them last night I had to kind of catch up on them today but they're pretty good I I didn't watch all of them um
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really really closely except for like the I watched the main right the co-main of course um and then I watched um a
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couple people on the undercard because I had um I had a friend um Preston Parsons who I was on the twoe military tour with
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that fight was crazy I was that was one of the fights that we were watching live
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because we were running around running errands and we're like oh the fights are on so we were able to pull that out
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while we were uh eating and that fight was so insane it scared me in the first
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round a little bit yeah it was really evenly matched yeah it was good and that guy um uh Parson's opponent took it on
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short notice he was smells Burger it's such a funny one I was so distracted by
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his mullet in the pre- fights and then he walked out with it I was like how could you do that like that looked like
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a lot of time and effort to put into it and you just you just Cho that thing off I know just gone and he lost so
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obviously it was a Samson effect on him I know never Cut the Mullet never Cut
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the Mullet you could probably do a VIN diagram of Fighters that have a mullet
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when they come to the UFC and their uh success rate when they cut it like what
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happened to Cita there you go no hair anymore I mean it was I mean it needed it it needed it
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it needed to happen I was really happy that it happened but but yes it happens Dodson have had the opposite effect true
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he is fighting really well now on bkfc and he cut that thing off so I was
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really happy about that thank goodness oh man yeah it um it was a really good
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fight Parson did really well um I couldn't help but see see his um like
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age and experience in that fight there's you know certain things it was just a really exciting back and forth fight
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everyone was jocking for position and um I can't wait to see him grow and develop as a fighter and just kind of like you
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know Titan certain things up it was very exciting very fun to watch it was he was just in the moment the whole time and
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that guy was a gamer like like like you said the first round was a little scary if you're going for Parsons um I thought
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it was like a cool back and forth battle and then towards maybe the beginning
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maybe the middle of the second round you could see that he had no momentum anymore uh smells bger was feeling the
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either the lack of camp or just the fact that the guy was pulling ahead making better adjustments
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um and it was a fun one to watch as a fighter who's still learning because it's cool to see like what's going on
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what what what uh options they take while they're in there and he did a great job of mixing up the Striking and
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the takedowns and the submission attempts and it looked like smells bger was just grabbing for those desperation
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Subs at the end like he he just got out got outworked a lot towards the end of
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that fight but it was it was a really great fight like I was I was on the edge of my seat I didn't know either of
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them that was cool it's uh it's nice to uh be emotionally invested in a fight
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and then had them win so it it was very exciting sucks the other way around it does it does kind of kind of ruins your
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day a little bit it does you'll be bummed all day you'll be having a good time and then you'll think about it like
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oh my friend I [Music] know oh but they'll all live to fight
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another another day um one fight that I was really excited about watching on the prelims too was uh the Marcus McGee
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fight he was fighting Gaston I didn't know his name was balanos because he doesn't have the
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thing over the N yeah the but but it's balanos I've been calling him balanos
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forever and probably sound like a dumb American but uh he was fighting gastan
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balanos and he has had some epic Knockouts and Bader so I was really
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excited to see that fight because I knew Marcus uh mcke was also a really strong Striker really scary uh guy undefeated
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in the UFC right now and that fight was crazy he was able to smack balos around
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with like hooks over and over again it was it was a really crazy um just
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Display of Power and uh yeah it was a it was a cool fight I was excited about that one cuz I feel like I'm not super
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sure but but I feel like I met him when he was cornering one of his one of his homies and he hadn't gotten into the UFC
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yet and he was like I'm going to be there one day and I'm like okay I'll see you and then he made it so I'm like a if
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that's him I might be just being racist and it was another light-skinned black guy but I'm pretty sure it was him
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so so good job if it's you better you than me yes yes I can make that mistake
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and no one will judge me that hard actually they'll judge me cuz I have a white husband
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but all my brothers are [Laughter]
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black like oh my gosh oh um so there were a
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lot of cool fights on the prelims but let's get to the nitty-gritty with the main
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event yes um so Johnny Walker it was not his night but um anev is is next for a
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title shot he's monster he really is and it's so weird because when he fought uh who did he fight for the belt previously
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he fought uh yan yan bovic yes oh good I'm not sure
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bovich bovic yeah when uh when they fought and it was a draw um I kind of I
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didn't write him off but I I stopped paying attention to what he was doing I was like okay that was that was not a
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great performance um but they were you know next in line for the title so I just kind of I just kind of tune out and
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then you know we have Jamal Hill who's a very exciting Fighter um you know was a great Champion so I don't know what
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Jamal's uh recovery time looks like right but that you know that's got to be
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next or or um well Pera has the belt now so you have to wonder what's going to
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happen first yeah is Jamal gonna get a shot at getting his belt back from p is
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p goingon to fight um uh anv EnV yes the guy we were just talking
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about or or um or yeah or are they gonna fight
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each other is Hill gonna fight anle for a chance to fight perea it's it's yeah we don't know what's going to happen and
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a lot of it is about recovery time how fast is he going to heal up yeah I don't
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know that he's made it back to training yet so I feel like if I am just you know throwing stuff out there at the wall and
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see what stick I feel like an love and I always say his name wrong I want I
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want to say perara so badly or per yes uh Pereira I I I mean that's got to be
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next right or or what about Jerry what's Jerry doing he he got
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knocked down to the back of the line he got knocked down but by the person with the belt so does he get to like get a
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shot at one of them maybe I don't know like they were they were pushing Jamal Hill versus Jerry when Jamal had the
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belt that one makes more sense than than Jerry coming straight back and fighting
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the Bel I feel like he you know the the way the fight went and everything like that and um I feel like he maybe needs
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one under yeah one under his belt well yeah no yes yes no I didn't I didn't mean a rematch but uh does he have any
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say in which Challenger he's GNA fight you know what I mean like not any say
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but does he even get to fight a challenger or does he have to fight way down the list now that he's lost it
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because he is former Champion I think that there's a little bit more um pull because he is a former
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Champion he was coming off of a long layoff I think that he can get right back up into the mix but I think it it
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might take one or two before he gets another title shot um so you you think
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anev is definitely an X yes yeah yes they do and I don't think anyone's arguing that I think the only thing that
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you can really argue is that it wasn't until he fought uh blakovich that he
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really got that test and then it was a draw and now that he's fought Walker
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it's a bigger it's better it was a better look because he knocked him out but Walker was still pretty far down the
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list yeah so that's the only thing you could do to argue but with perea having
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no real people looking to get at that title right now with Jamal Hill being
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injured with uh bovich kind of losing that draw or not losing the draw but not
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being around he also injured himself injured his shoulder uh yeah it's just
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kind of Lucky timing too that anev got that big KO didn't take much damage and
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yeah is is probably more rightfully uh able to call for a title
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shot than P even was yeah I think so I think just in the matter that he won uh because it was
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just just such a a devastating knockout yeah it was well it wasn't technically a
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a ko ko but a lot of damage yeah he was done what the grab face I feel like is even
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worse than uh loss of consciousness because the loss of consciousness can be
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a flick yeah it can just be a little turn of the head and you're out but the fact that he smashed his fist into poor
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Johnny Walker's face and he grabbed it because of the pain do you know what that tells me that tells me he has never
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had a broken nose before because the first time that I broke my nose that is how I reacted it was so painful it feels
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like your whole face explodes it is it is awful I mean people can get little
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deviated septums here and there from sparring but like to have your nose just shatter like that's that's
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broke broke how did you break your nose the first time I broke it in sparring okay and then then every time it it was
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the worst pain in the world um and then every time after that it just kept getting like little breaks little breaks little little more crooked little more
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deviated septum in there um so and the little breaks aren't as bad they're still painful but nothing was as painful
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as as the first break the first time oh my God who popped your cherry e your
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little nose Cherry this little little jerk of a Muay Thai girl that I sparred with she came she came into town when I
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was still up in Orange County oh no little gloves just popped it popped it
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right out so hard so hard dang that sucks I didn't yeah I didn't have a whole lot of like striking experience
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that it's just kind of like a really new M and man dude little gloves sparring
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too you really got to trust it guys if you're out there sparring in little little gloves be careful who you train
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with because those things aren't much different from competition gloves and
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it's really easy if you're going with someone wild that something that isn't covered can hit them like I've gotten uh
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lumps on my head just from people's thumb bone being exposed and they're going and hit you right in the head with
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the with with a knuckle or a bone or or a fingernail or something like that so
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that that stuff is scary yeah yeah I'm not surprised I'm not surprised your nose got broken considering the
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circumstances oh poor Johnny Walker um I wouldn't be surprised if that was his first time getting his nose brok Bren
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too because he's he's pretty tall um he moves a lot so he's not really getting
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hit flush like that and the way that anev just reared up like it was like the
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Marge Simpson punch you know like that gif where she's like oh uh he reared up and just shoveled that uppercut right in
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uppercut right into his face it was it was really horrible to watch but also very exciting yeah the only one who's
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reacted worse than that was Rory McDonald oh oh yeah um who is he
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fighting it wasn't it might have been Robbie Lawler but I
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remember um did he get the I never I always forget if that uh fight ended in
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a knockout or not um maybe the first one
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okay I'm you have to you have to that I remember Rory McDonald had a terrible
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reaction to his nose getting broke and I just I was I I felt for him
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and Rory kind of has that face that looks like it shouldn't be hit too hard you know how someone what does that
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mean you know how some people have kind of a face where it's like if you get hit real hard it's going to shatter and then
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other people have like a face like a pitbull and they Pro Magnum yeah they look like they can take a lot of damage
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they've been banging their head into walls as a kid and they're just built to
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take that damage and absorb ified yes good for you and Rory he has a little
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bird head oh um yeah so that was a really crazy
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fight um and did you think because people are debating this but I I felt like Johnny Walker was doing kind of
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well in the first few minutes of the fight he was dictating the pace landed there was a spinning Hill kick that he
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landed that I thought did something but the more the fight went on and you can
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hear the commentators say it too the more he started to lose gas uh and this was all in the first round he's throwing
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a ton of kicks spinning being weird losing gas a little bit and then that
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nutshot just I think took the last bit of energy out of him yeah I mean it it very well could have
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he he's a a big guy he cuts a ton of weight and for that style that takes a
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lot a lot of energy uh that burns you up really really quickly and and I mean I
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yeah it's it's hard to say exactly I I know that he was you know well trained for that fight um you know putting in
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work and stuff like that it's not like he didn't know about it it's not like it wasn't it was a short notice fight or anything like that but it just seemed to
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take a lot out of him really fast yeah for sure so it was the second fight the second fight in in Ko and yes his poor
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little nose yeah it was it was bad yeah it like I my my heart hurt for him so of
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my nose it was bad throbbing from sympathy pain we know what that feels
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like oh god um what did you think all
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right I'm not trying to put you out there but as us more uh mature Fighters
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what did you think about Jim Miller's performance oh my God he's such a stud he's so good I love Jim Miller he's such
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so awesome so good he's like um he really inspires me watching him fight I
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always get really inspired because I am I am also um of of a more mature
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age yes um I just yeah I I really admire
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what he's doing and I um you know it gives it gives me confidence that you
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know I can still perform at the highest level um you know when he was in there
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it was uh Bonitas was it mowgly was it Bonitas
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yeah um the first round again I was a little bit I was a little bit nervous about the the way it was going but then
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you just saw Jim Miller and his like veteran just uh just kicking in and uh
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B's you know was throwing everything that he could at him Gabriel Bonas yeah
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he was in the fight but it just um Jim Miller just pulled ahead he did and
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those leg kicks man like both of them were getting pretty marked up on the legs but Jim Miller was putting them in
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and he was staying uh to the plan he was sticking to the plan he was seeing what
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was working and that's that veteran that you see a lot of people will land
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something that's good and they stray away from it for whatever reason maybe they felt uncomfortable throwing it or
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maybe I don't know they just wanted to punch the guy in the face so they go away from the stuff that was working and
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Jim Miller always seems to take the path of least resistance and it's really cool
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to watch because he's known as a Grappler known as just a grinder but the
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leg kicks he was throwing were nasty nasty big swooping chopping the tree
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down leg kicks and that's something that uh is hard to teach people so he's
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definitely honed all of his skills he didn't just follow the box that he was put in when he first got into the UFC
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he's worked on every aspect of his game and and he's able to find the win even
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in a fight that looks pretty evenly matched and that fight in the first round it looked really evenly match and
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then he just pulled ahead like your boy uh Parsons just kind of found those areas where he was having success and
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just kept needling and and beating him up and got his way to that to that submission finish yeah going off of what
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you were saying with um it it just it shows that he's such a veteran and I
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think it's really impressive that he keeps evolving because you know in in
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the past I've seen these you know these Fighters like you know you have like a Chuck lodal or like a babalo and like
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you know they were the big names coming uh that were fighting when I was coming up in the sport and I would see them
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stopping evolving like they did what they did really well and people had a hard time with it but like eventually
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people are going to figure it out so if you're not evolving constantly and and
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adding new tool to new tools to your tool belt then it's just um it's kind of
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inevitable that you're you're nearing the end so I think it's really impressive that he is such a veteran he
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has so many fights under his belt he has such great fight IQ the most and the
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most he just hit the mark he just hit that Mark that's incred crazy and he's
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still learning and growing um speaking of big names what do
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you think about his Brock Lesnar call out I think that's hilarious I loved his
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post fight yeah like he did a really good one he was calling out Paul Felder he was calling out Matt Brown um I
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thought you know I mean he's he's been there done that he's seen it all and I mean why why not have fun with it why
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not why not I would love to see him fight Brock Lesnar because he said in his pre fight that he could finish him
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with kamur How likely do you think that is I mean I'd pay to see
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[Laughter] it it's um I mean Brock Brock has you
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know power and size on his hand but you know Jiu-Jitsu Jitsu Jitsu Jiu-Jitsu is The
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Equalizer yeah it's The Equalizer get that kamora I can see him scrambling up his back going for stuff I could see him
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like trying and grabbing like a knee bar from bottom and just not being able to like bend it it's a big old leg the um I
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always think of that random Arnold Schwarz Ander movie where he had to fight this guy who was like a drug deal
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but he knew jiujitsu for some reason he was Arnold swarzenegger was a sheriff this is one of his later movies where
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he's old but he was a sheriff and this guy
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tried to Jiu-Jitsu him and it came out around the time that everyone was wanting Ronda Rousey to fight Cyborg and
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I remember we had a bet with uh my grappling coach at the time we're like this is how it would go down it would go
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down just like this movie cyborg would almost get armbar and then she'd just
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curl her arm back and slam her into the ground so that that's what I feel like
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would happen if Jim Miller tried to knee just go and sit on him and crush his
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crush his little head with was butt or something but I would I would like to see him try yeah they should set up a
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grappling competition like a slap Jitsu thing cuz Brock Lesnar I'm sure can
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knock someone out with a slap pretty easily very easily the stakes would be high still I thought uh him calling out
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Paul Felder who was you know at the desk on that fight card I thought that was interesting and that kind of piqu my
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interest but from what he was saying I like that he's you know saying that you know it it does I guess excite him you
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know to think about it but he's pretty set in his retirement and I I can really
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appreciate and respect that that mentality like he's just really staying strong sticking to his gun
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and um you know fighting fighting's hard it is you can't just pop back in whenever you want you're G to get hurt
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it's hard it's hard for people who want to train and can't it's hard for people
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who um who just need some time off and then come back thinking they'll roll
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back into it that's usually when injuries happen a lot too oh I am actually I'm nervous about trying to get
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back into it I've already I've already eased like that's what I'm doing right now I'm easing back into
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I'm not fully clear to like do full contact training but I I was like you know what it's about that time it's
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about that time to start getting ready to get ready man it's hard it's hard I just had a little winter break and that
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was hard getting back into the gym and going hard and wanting to go hard knowing that your lungs are just gonna
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punch you in the gut for doing so you know it's really it's really rough so I
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can imagine how you're feeling the the nervousness but also you haven't done it
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in a long time so it's G to be fun too I'm I'm having fun working my way into
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it I'm like I'm so overl I'm like it's boring it's so boring I mean it's nice
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it's nice because I can actually see the the numbers going up like Weight Wise so I'm like I know I'm strong you're
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looking strong I will take that as a compl I can't wait to see your uh Matt return
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when you get back on the rest that mat return I'm going to be
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flying I could I could pop you could pop you twist you and toss me out the cage
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yeah I've never actually focused on like just lifting Okay and like the when I
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did focus on lifting it was more in like strength and conditioning like fight preparation so just focusing on it I
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feel like I've actually made some some gains that I've I've needed nice uh because I I put on you know weight
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but um in the right spots but not the right kind of weight it's a lot of
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thickness it's not a like functional muscles stop stop it Jess we're not an only fans
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anymore oh my goodness but it's just um it wasn't the
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kind of weight that I was trying to put on oh okay yeah yeah well you look strong your quads look like thick and
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muscular and ready to oh they kick the [ __ ] out of somebody you know big
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swooping Jim Miller leg kicks and everything yeah I have like uh my
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notes like my iPhone Notes I have the notes that um what I like specifically want to work on okay when I get back and
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like what kind of fighter I want to be so I'm I'm very excited that'll be fun I can't wait for
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the return it'll be fun it'll be good times um so what other fights got you kind of
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maybe making notes about or excited from last night's card
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anyone mm I'm sorry wrong question I have one really tell me there is a
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maniac in the UFC right now this guy what is his name I don't even remember his name it's uh Gian
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Silva did you I think I didn't see that one okay his knockout was very
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impressive but the craziest thing about him is that he he got a knockout in uh
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uh I think maybe three minutes or something like that three minutes into the first round his walk out took twice
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as long as a knock out is he the one that put on the glasses afterwards yes okay I just um I tuned in I tuned back
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in when he won so I I did not see any of that fight okay I was trying to uh find
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the live footage of um of the fight night and I was looking on Twitter and I
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just saw all these videos I don't think they showed it on the replay on ESPN plus but I see all these videos of him
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walking to the octagon and and mind you this is the Apex it shouldn't take you
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more than 30 seconds that's like 100 feet it's not that far yeah is it's 100
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feet less than a hundred steps like and he took his every step was
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like it looked like he was walking in place would he like stop and like wave at people like he was in a parade no he
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just walked out he's he's in the zone and he's slowly walking out but it looks like he's just marching in place and
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every now and then he goes forward a little bit goes forward a little bit but he's just really taking his time and so
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I was flipping out about this and I was trying to show Adam so I went to the replay and they cut it of course it was
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a time suck it was so much time it was probably like a 20 minute walk out to go that far no nobody needs to see this
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ever again no so of course Michael bisbing is just making jokes the whole
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time and so I go back to the replay to show Adam and they start with him
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getting greased up but he does the same thing as he walks up the steps like him walking up the steps into the cage took
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a good minute oh I'm not exaggerating it was his night it was his night his debut
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he was a plus or a minus 900 favorite so I don't know why he needed all that
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motivation 9 100 yeah the guy was plus 600 Underdog and he was minus 900
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favorite so it was yeah he everyone expected him to do what he did but this
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guy is a legit Maniac so he goes in there he's barking too he's barking the
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entire time like butcher when you come
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over every time every time uh and then he gets his crazy knockout hits him with
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like this these really heavy check Hooks and uh ends it with like a jump knee
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flick kick thing and then just punches the guy and the guy the guy's done um
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and then his post fight speech he runs up to the camera he's barking barking
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barking and then bisin goes anything
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else like that's legit how I talk to butcher like that's and then what tell me more and
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then what and then what are we doing and then St that was pretty
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hilarious but his his post everything about his post fight speech was ridiculous he put the glasses on uh
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Michael bisbing asked him through the translator like how he set up his hook and then instead of saying something he
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demonstrated it he said look and he made his coach
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come over over and then he just throws a hook at his coach and he's like like that it was it was really interesting I
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I'm very excited that this guy is in the UFC we needed some crazy we lost the we
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lost all our crazies you know we don't have any right now so that was
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pure uh highlevel crazy especially crazy Brazilian I'm I'm very excited about
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this guy have you ever seen the keyan keyan pill skit where they have the two MMA fighters and they're both doing like
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the pre-fight scrum and one guy's like I'mma make him wish that he never
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stepped in the cage and the other guy is like my hands are a weapon of
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Destruction I remember this yeah yeah yeah he's like saying all this crazy all
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this crazy stuff that's who that guy is he probably saw that skit and was like that's me that's I'm I'm that guy that's
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what I'm doing when I get to the UFC and he nailed it it's so he's so insane so
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uh I can't wait to see him fight again and he fights at this gym called uh the fighting nerds which I think is really
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cute hence the glasses yes the glasses with tape in the middle um so I that's
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such a Brazilian gym name is it that's just makes a lot of sense I'm not well versed in Brazilian gym names but tell
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me more no no just like the nicknames they give people like just their their
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uh um use of the English language without actually speaking English they
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yeah that's what I mean yeah it's like an English it's endearing it's endearing it's cute I think it's cute yeah I went
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and checked out the page cuz I'm like what is this Gem and uh the first video they had was some guy who was obviously
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a fighter but he had the same glasses on and like a book bag and the guys are bullying him and he's like oh and then
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he gets in the ring and beats up the bully nice I'm like a you guys are cute and antibullying in Brazil I love
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it so I can't wait to see this guy fight again I I'll have to watch him fight
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because I did miss that fight so definitely definitely need to run it back yeah for sure but I you know there
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were a bunch of cool knockouts on the card um the I was a little sad about Phil Halls because I really like the way
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he fights and he just got smashed by um what was the kid's name was that ma um
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it was like almost beta f f f it was another f
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f Bruno F yeah too it was it was a pretty nasty
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knockout um just throwing a lot of uh just a lot of stuff like mixing up well
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throwing a lot of uh head kicks um punches in in the pocket and Halls just
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kept getting like kind of nailed with stuff and you land a big jump knee uh big punch off of the kick it was it was
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it was a really impressive uh really impressive um showing but I really like
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H and now he's on a three fight loose streak so I always get a little sad
36:07
about that I've been there you know I've been on loose streaks suck and you just
36:13
keep thinking that you you're either done or you're wasting your time or luck
36:18
just isn't on your side and it's easy to just get in this negative spiral when you hit that absolutely I mean I've I've
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been there too it's um it's it's hard but it's a great opportunity
36:31
to reinvent rebuild and just um you don't necessarily need to like go crazy and do something different but I mean
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there's it's a good feedback you know of there's something that's not working I
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get to figure it out I get to you know go back to the drawing board with the coaches and just kind of um you know
36:49
it's an opportunity to reinvent yourself which which is nice and necessary in the sport because it's forever changing uh
36:55
but it's also it's also brutal because this sport is just so
37:01
unforgiving and I mean there's bad matchups for everyone everywhere and you don't always get the opportunity
37:06
sometimes the the best person doesn't always win yeah it's just uh MMA math is weird it doesn't always add up it really
37:13
doesn't it's uh and it's like somebody has to lose you rarely get a draw like
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the um Yan and uh anev guy you rarely get that um so it's it's really hard uh
37:28
when you might have done everything right and you still lose you might have been the better fighter done everything
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right and you still lose and it's just it's just a really hard sport when when you think of it in the numbers sense but
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um yeah hopefully he'll bounce it back it is it is weird because you know you
37:48
have these people burst on the scene and they're you know on the you know Next
37:54
Big Thing watch list kind of um and then it doesn't always pan out the way it's supposed to or or the way they
37:59
envisioned it and sometimes you know they do really well in the lower leagues and they come
38:05
in and they just kind of fall flat maybe they're winning but I mean even if you're winning and it's not exciting it's a
38:12
possibility of getting cut even if um you know you come on the scene you have a really nice clean record and you know
38:19
you lose your first one you're already on the on the watch on the watch yeah on the roster watch yeah it's just it's so
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hard and there's so many people that are coming in and out of of the UFC in particular um you know everybody's dying
38:33
to get in and and it's hard to say so it just it's it's brutal sometimes it
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is yeah you just have to make the best of the opportunities and yeah and enjoy the time that you're there CU nothing
38:47
lasts forever you're never you're not going to be employed forever you're not going to be fighting forever and you're not going to be winning forever but uh
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it's really important to enjoy the journey enjoy the people that you're sharing it with and uh just be thankful
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that you're doing uh you're doing your passion because I don't think anyone
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makes it as far to the UFC where it isn't their passion well we know like one or
39:13
two I think I think um it's a very it's very unforgiving and I think people get
39:18
really exposed if uh they're not necessarily meant to be there right uh
39:24
some people get really luy or they get like um a short notice fight and they're there and it's just it's very it's very
39:31
clear that you know they weren't potentially ready to be there uh but yeah they get they get exposed very
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quickly pretty quick turnaround yeah um yeah yeah if uh like another thing for
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fighters to pay attention to is um there's like a couple uh a couple I
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guess Twitter accounts that follow who's being released who's being signed and a
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lot of times it'll be super surprising like a lot of times you're just like whoa that person just got in there or
40:03
whoa that person was a huge deal and they just released them so I think it's uh important for fighters to know that
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once you get in the UFC that that's just the beginning that's the easy part
40:15
actually to get into the UFC staying there is so hard you got to work for it
40:20
you got to work to stay there and even then you might not be there that long so
40:25
there's also there the great thing now is the UFC isn't necessarily the NLB you
40:30
know there are other organizations that are paying well giving well like good opportunities but the UFC still really
40:37
is the the Pinnacle it's it's where everybody really aspires to be on that level um it's you know a polished well
40:45
oiled machine it has a great platform that none of the organizations really can compare to in my opinion um so but
40:54
it's it's also it's not the end and if if you don't make it in it and if you get cut or if you you know choose to
41:01
want to go somewhere else yeah and there's more popping up every day unfortunately we just lost bellad as a
41:08
big one and people are still trying to figure that out like what's going to happen with that so far I don't know
41:13
anyone who actually knows what's going on so I'm a little scared for him and
41:19
then I was like well I'm sure the pfl fighters have something booked right now and I go on the pfl page and I'm like oh
41:26
they still have their New Year show and I'm like wait a second it's 2024 yeah that already passed there's
41:33
nothing updated on the website so I'm just like what's going on guys maybe
41:38
they needed to take a little bit of time to rebuild Rebrand and you know figure everything out because yeah it's just
41:46
hard to imagine that they like acquired a whole another organization and didn't have it like any set plans they're like
41:53
all right we got it now what right I mean we're gonna need a little time to figure it out I mean you're in real
41:59
estate like how many times do people go into escrow and then fall out of it
42:05
because like they weren't equipped yeah I'm hoping that doesn't happen with the
42:11
pfl and bellad they P pfl just realized they weren't equipped to handle all
42:16
these new Fighters handle so many new cards and still try to put on bellad shows even though Bader is absorbed like
42:24
it's it's kind of uh it's kind of like everything's just in a gray area right
42:29
now nobody really knows what's going on if they do know what's going on which I really hope somebody does um they're not
42:36
they're not giving anything up maybe it's just going to be like a huge reveal a big surprise You' seen the repap that
42:43
guy don't know anything I know he's over there like a used car salesman like
42:49
slapped look at this promotion we're going to put on all the shows and he's
42:54
just lying out the side of of his mouth it looks like it's like it's it's rigged to like drive off the lot and die in
43:01
your in your garage yes it'll get right off and all of a sudden it starts
43:07
clunking the wheels fall off but you already signed it it's yours off the lot
43:13
it's yours there's nothing they could do about it sorry it worked before you uh bought it sorry it's your
43:21
fault it's the Fighter's fault for not promoting themselves that's what it is oh stop it stop it don't even yeah well
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on that note we are going to switch over to our exclusive content portion of the
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show uh we'll see all you cool kids over there yeah let's talk about
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UFC 297 all right is that the number yes okay
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