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what's everyone we're back with another episode of two straws you did it again did I what's everyone well I don't know
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what I said what's up what's up I'm not even drowning I don't know what is everyone that's the
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question are you real people butts we'll check the replay but it's
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been a thing it's like the catchphrase yeah what's everyone I think that I'm
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just speaking really fast I think it's like yeah it was that you know like
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that's your thing that's it just own it what's everyone is it should be your thing that you say and it's like a
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litmus test to see if someone's gonna call you on it you know what I mean like I've never been told that I did this
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before it just happened last time and then this time so I don't know what it is but it's like your new thing I'm
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working a lot of long long hours it's a long weekend I've been waking up at five
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every single day every seven years we renew ourselves right so you know every
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seven years you create a new catchphrase hello what's everyone
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I'm a woman I I think are you sure because you look
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pretty good as a man I do so that's funny um Jessica wrote her first skit wrote
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and published on our Instagram pages I applaud you for that I wish you had an
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Applause button that's one of those one of those things is I don't think I can't tell which one
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it is I don't know what I pressed now we gotta program it but
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but we'll put that in there that'll be on the to-do list oh good job a lot of I
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got a lot of people saying that it was really funny they're like oh my God you guys are hilarious like it was a well
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done skit thank you thank you would you like to explain it for the people who might have missed it the losers I can't
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believe they would miss it what are you what what's everyone that missed it what
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are they I'd really love to know you're not fans
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definitely not um so what was I gonna say uh explain
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your skit for the people who missed it it's like a basic play-by-play basically
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um I thought it would be really fun and funny to um recreate my idea of what
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like an Internet troll looks like and where they live at which is the mom's
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basement I like to think of myself as my own mom
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sometimes now I have a great mom I I would be honored to live in her
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basement but I do not but I'm sorry fortunately fortunately yes and if real estate
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doesn't well I will be renting it out hey there you go I will not be making you chicken tindies though oh sorry
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yeah but I just always have this so whenever I see people tweet or comment
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or anything like that when they you know get a little a little trolly and a little you know nasty and stuff I
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automatically have this visualization of like just bums sitting in their mom's
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basement mooching off of society contributing nothing to society and that's how I make light of it and you
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know make fun of it because you know sometimes they they try and you know shoot shiracha that just yeah try to
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bring it down to their freaking
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troll level yeah yeah so that is just like um that was you know what how I
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picture trolls when they're trolling I enjoyed it I definitely enjoyed embodying the troll you worked it I
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think you got hit on more times than like you would in a sexy post we need to
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like people really really like you with the beard we need to hit the streets with that outfit on like me and you on
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the prowl like fully trolled out like I don't know I
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feel like we could pull I think we could I think we could I think we could be deadbeats and still get like a pretty
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good like five to seven range you know type of girl especially at like a dark
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Dive Bar we're taking chicks home or UFC Fight Night at a bar yeah you know bar night
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people viewing chicks home hell yeah especially yeah
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don't worry girl I got that pull out matches oh yeah
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yeah so that was that was pretty fun we got to do that um and another funny thing that happened
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this week was the river boat brawl have you seen that no so
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this is actually pretty funny a number of my uh White friends have not seen
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this video because I don't know I think it has something to do with the algorithm or something the algorithm is
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very racist and it is in empowering I feel like it was empowering
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but it was it was basically a bra there was a bunch of people on a boat a bunch of black people on a boat and they were
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waiting to pull into Dock and there was a happen to be white family dot there
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where the boat was supposed to pull in the captain got off the boat he was like Hey guys can you move the boat they started calling them racist slurs they
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started beating on them and then a bunch of people started joining in to help the captain of the ship so it looked like
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the beginning of a race war like it looked really ridiculous and then it turned into a WWE match because people
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somebody grabbed the folding chair one kid jumped off the boat swam to help the
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captain like it was pretty intense so you gotta see it because it's it's like
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Prime Time television it was really good it's off it was crazy so it's become
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this like a viral phenomenon and you see a lot of people just getting really excited about it and I think the thing
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people are most excited about is that we didn't have another incident where people just stood by and watched and let
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someone get seriously hurt or possibly die so yeah I was just turning on the captain though the captain got out of
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the ship and he was talking to him or I don't know if he was like on the dock or whatever but he was talking to the
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people and saying we can't dock unless you move your boat and it was an argument you saw some claps happening
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you know the like the you know when they're clapping it's a it's about a bad sign and then
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the best part is the guy the white guy hits him throws the first punch the
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captain throws his hat up in the air and then starts fighting and everyone's
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going off like that was the bat signal to the sky and the Avengers showed up
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all the Black Panthers like it was amazing so you gotta watch it I have to I kind of want to watch it right now I
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won't I won't but that's a lot to think of it's pretty long so you'll you'll have time to watch
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and enjoy and then yes we're gonna Circle back yeah and just so you guys know Jessica would definitely be be on
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the side of the boat people you know making sure [ __ ] didn't get Rowdy because she has always been an ally so
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it's a shame the algorithm was racist towards you because you would have loved the video [Music]
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it's like pretty solidified with like non-stop animal videos yeah no that's a
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safe space yeah I wish I had that I just I'm just getting bombarded by stuff I
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don't want to see it I'm like God make it stop do you know what's really funny I was just talking to somebody about
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this I was um so I started my um you know real estate Instagram like you know
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business professional so it doesn't you know have any of the you know stuff the the RBF is is minimal on that
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page oh yeah I've seen it minimal so many Smiles I'm like damn I didn't know
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you had teeth yeah I know I know there they are they're actually pretty nice they had braces yeah no you should
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definitely get your money's worth but it's so peaceful on that on that business
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oh yeah file that algorithm is like motivational it is like manifestation
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business mindset like it's it's pretty nice it's kind of like it's it's a little palette cleanser it's pretty
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refreshing I need to uh just make a website like a page for butcher and just
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do all my scrolling on his account yeah I know you need to try that um Australia
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we also have an Instagram it's been peaceful on there nothing but melon was oh that's awesome nothing but milk
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there's nothing worse than like going to the oh things you may like and you see a
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picture of yourself getting punched in the face wait I do not dislike I like that I like that definitely didn't like
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that do you know what it does to me all the time on on my like personal page it
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always shows me my opponents training and I'm like why is this happening because your names have been mentioned
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in the same like space in the same article so it like conjures up all this
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like stuff and it's like oh Jessica penny must be best friends with this person because they're always talking
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about them together we're not friends no we're about to fight each other I'm gonna hate that girl no I just drunk
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just like please no strong dislike I do not want to see anything that would make me like her at all but that always
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happens so I always have to stay out of the suggestion you don't want to do it I hate it I get it so much
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um speaking of fights let's get into let's start with what happened last week you know we had some fights yesterday
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they were pretty raunchy but last week we had San Hagen versus font
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we had um Tatiana Suarez yeah the straw weights whereas back at straw weight and looking
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pretty mean at straw weight in inrod and she did a number on her so let's uh
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break those down real quick what did you think about let's start with Sam Hagen fought so you know um I I love me some
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some font I'm a big fan of his um yeah I'm a huge font fan I was really
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excited for this and I mean not saying that I'm not a Stan Hagen fight uh fan right but you know I just you know he
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follows this on two straws I think that they have uh does he he does no he
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doesn't he does wow yeah so I mean I'm a little a little biased
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I'm not gonna lie all right Emoji is that a font that's not a fun emojis aren't fun no but you
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know what I mean we could pretend so I was I was just really looking forward to to this fight and I think that sanhagen
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just fought a really smart fight um he's received a lot of criticism though with his takedowns and not doing
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anything with it it was just it was repeatedly the same thing round after round after round which it was a
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frustrating fight to watch because again I wanted to see you know more striking
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font has beautiful Boxing San Hagan has pretty tricky punches so I was interested to see that but he you know
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he went with a pretty solid game plan but he has received criticism so it's it's you know what do you do because you
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have to be good you have to be exciting I would say that he is definitely you
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know getting up there with next in line for a title shot but like what did this do to his you know
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to to his potentially you know being that because again and it's an
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entertainment sport you have to be entertaining you have to sell fights and I don't know if he
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showed us that even though he was completely dominant yeah I get you um and it's kind of like a log Jam up
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there right now with the murab sitting out with Sean O'Malley about the fight
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um you have like a handful of people who are all fighting to be noticed and
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you're right that wasn't the fight to get him noticed no he got I mean he got noticed he got unnoticed yeah okay yeah
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and it's like I mean I I do have to commend him because he fought a really strategic fight and he took Rob Fawn out
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of his potentially you know um the potential to to win how he was
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going to win was going to be through striking because he's excellent at that yeah um and so he fought strategically he
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fought smart but that's just not enough at this point and who was a font
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supposed to fight he had just fought yeah I know he just thought
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um he just fought that kid yes that everyone was excited about and he beat him decisive he did a number on him and
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knocked him out he did an amazing job but sanhagen was supposed to fight somebody oh San Diego was supposed to
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buy something okay I thought Fountain was getting ready for a fight okay yeah and you know with those uh last minute
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Replacements a lot of times people think that the person with the fight Camp has the advantage but they probably had a
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very focused fight camp for the individual that they were supposed to fight so do you remember who San Diego
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was supposed to be I could probably find it hold on here but going off of that yeah
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yes one of the one of the monument options does he do wrestling he does I
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think he does wrestling so it's almost like he wanted to beat him at his own game if that's what we saw it's almost
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like oh hey this this also works for Rob fine even though there are probably
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other areas we could have exploited on the Striking we've already done a full Camp of just being the meaner wrestler
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being the more annoying wrestler maybe we do this to find like I don't
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know there's a lot of weird strategy things that happen when you're preparing for one person who's a specialist and
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then you get a totally different type of fighter well and I mean absolutely correct and it's um standing is one of
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those people that's really funky and unorthodox he has a funky Rhythm his timing is different he it's he's a hard
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fight to take on short notice and I commend people who step up and take fights on short notice because like
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that's uh I I like to have more time you're like wait wait let's check this
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person out I like to simmer I like to see all of the worst case scenarios in training before I go in there yeah um I
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don't I don't like a crash course but you might have just liked their photo too yeah like you don't want to you
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don't want to be seeing them on your for you page if you just like their photo and now you have to fight them next week
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like that's that's a lot yeah there's a big switch to hit like oh we're enemies now unlike you know why yeah mute
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I want nothing from you don't even make I can't talk with you in the hallway no you suck I might trip you
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with my bag I might I [ __ ] mind but I won't touch you with my body parts until
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we fight um yeah that was a tall order and I I kind of feel bad for font too because he
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had some momentum coming off of the Anna's fight um a lot of people counting them out on that fight and he got that big knockout
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so with this one it was like that potential to have that Rocky move movie moment for sure you get to fly in
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swooping under the radar and maybe get a title shot off of it and unfortunately he got kind of shut down and I mean that
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could go into San Higgins game plan too he knows this guy is going for broke he knows he's gonna throw with intent every
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time he throws so gotta shut him down gotta subdue him so he can't restrain him so he can't even
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have a moment to steal the show absolutely but on the other on the
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co-main we had uh your girl Tatiana Suarez I love Tatiana yeah fighting uh
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Jessica and Rod and dude okay I I'm trying to figure out do you feel like in
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drudge is getting a little sloppier is she the same fighter that
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she's been because she looked amazing in the Lauren Murphy fight that was only
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January yeah since then she's lost three and has gotten finished all three
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yeah I I do not know what is going on with her I mean she took a
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short notice fight which I'm like okay you're fighting Aaron blanchfield on short notice that's that's a tall order
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right and I mean it was like a week or two weeks I'm like I don't know how much how much sheep she's in yeah at least
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you know it's at 125 so it's not going to be like fat camp yeah you know it's going to be easier for her to make
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um yeah I I don't necessarily know what's what's going on but I mean if if
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you look at it she does cut a ton of weight to make 115.
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um I mean she started at 1 35 I remember meeting her in person she's she's a big girl that could be playing in a factor
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um the way she trains the way she fights could be it could be catching up with her
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I don't necessarily know what's going on she could have you know personal problems because that sometimes plays
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into a factor I I don't know what's going on with her but I have noticed that and I don't exactly know what it is
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but I can say that she has not been fighting like
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easy matchups like these have been really challenging matchups and Tatiana
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you know is a big 115er yeah and that's compete at 125. yeah and that's why I
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asked because it's easy when you start to notice a pattern and it's not really
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a pattern pattern it's just okay three losses that's a pattern yeah um as soon as you notice a streak
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happening you're like what are they doing wrong what are they doing right like if it was a three fight one streak out of nowhere you go what are they
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doing right and it could just be circumstance um and I do think with the level of
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competitors she's fighting um zoning and one was a big surprise to
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me the way she got knocked out in that fight but she when she was coming forward
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it looked a little sloppier it looked a little not sloppy but a little more Reckless you know like she wasn't as
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concerned about her defense as I feel like she was when she fought Rose the second time you know and I think maybe
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she just feels a little invincible and then her chin got touched so now she's
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been a little more cautious and then she gets submitted it's just like this ongoing like uh domino effect of okay
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you're losing a little confidence and then that lapse in judgment is causing you to drop these fights and yeah it's
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just I think the only reason it raises an eyebrow because I've had streaks before that don't look that great is
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because she's getting finished in all these fights yeah and it makes me think that there's
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I don't know the focus isn't there as much like maybe she's not training outside of camp and then she's taking
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these short notice fights and she's just getting in shape as opposed to actually training skills or trying to learn new
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things or get better she just signed this uh large contract the sixth fight contract maybe she's just desperate to
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get out of it maybe she's desperate to fight through it rather and that's why she's taking these bad matchups without
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thinking twice so it's it's a I don't know it kind of makes me sad like the
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like you know what you're saying because because of how promising things looks
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for her after the Lauren Murphy fight and then three fights later you're like what is going on with Jessica and Josh
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but on the other hand Tatiana Suarez looked very good underground she really
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did and she received her black belt that night which was yeah good for her really awesome it makes me like I just get
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really happy because that's like that's that's like a huge moment yeah that's a huge accomplishment and you can you can
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win and lose a title but you like nobody can take that away from you no nobody that's they could take a shape
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they can't take I mean there have been moments from here just just take this I don't deserve this yeah but
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those are those are fleeting moments yes it happened to everyone
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yeah I mean going back to androd really fast I don't know what it is but I just
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know that it is an opportunity for her to reinvent herself it's an opportunity to like maybe take a step back you know
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get with her team figure out like what's what's missing what's working what's not working and then it's time for another
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Evolution yeah yeah that's the one good thing that comes out of just dropping the ball more than once is that it
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forces you to look at everything and just kind of get rid of your superstitions and things that might
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actually be holding you back that you held on to so hard maybe you're like loyal to a team that isn't really
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nurturing you maybe you're uh I don't know like you're on a diet that sucks like I don't know but there's there's a
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lot of superstition that comes in fighting and when it stops working sometimes it's hard to throw out those
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bad habits or those things that you don't necessarily need and look for something that might be a little bit better so for sure yeah that's that's uh
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I'm hoping she does evolve you know from this and I don't know find out what's
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what it is if if it is anything if it's not just circumstances uh causing her to
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to get finished so early in these in these losses yeah and I do have to say like
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yes they're they're a side of that but Tatiana like you were saying looked looked amazing she's been on a tear
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she's on a mission yeah she's you know had these these ups and downs with with health issues and injuries and to see
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her overcome I think I think it's really inspiring no I really do I'm like it you know makes me want to get off the couch
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and go train and yeah like it is really inspiring and I think it's it's really cool where women's MMA is and where it's
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come from and where it's going I just you know there were other girls um you know on on the undercard this
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last weekend that you know they're they're all newcomers they're you know showing their stuff they're super
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confident they're you know just a different breed so I think it's really cool just to see the level of
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competition and um I look forward to seeing Tatiana like having the next title shot I know we have Zhang and
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Amanda Lemos next uh coming up in September I think yeah I think like September 16th
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or something yeah so I mean she's got to be on deck yeah I wouldn't be surprised
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if she was like weighing in like secret way in like uh Sean Strickland or
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something um or not Sean Strickland who was it Michael Chandler he was doing the secret weigh-in right
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um but uh yeah that's what I was gonna say if it's not her it's hard to see someone else kind of
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skipping the line maybe like a a genre Lee like we were saying earlier but they
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both have that win over and drawed now so it might be a fight between those two
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yeah in order to see who fights for the title I think that would be a fun fight to watch too it would that would definitely be it would I mean she did so
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good against McKenzie uh John we leaded and that I did feel like Suarez looked a
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little uncomfortable before she was able to get and draw down and it was almost like and dried kind of uh
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just gave up the takedowns a little bit like she was almost like being a Grappler she's like oh you know what
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okay I'll play off my back I thought I can do this yeah and then you're like wait no
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she's inside how are you in mouth already how are you doing this wait a
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second this isn't what happened wait we're not doing this so I was
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impressed with uh uh Zhang um was her name Young because she was able to just
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totally disengage when she was fighting Mackenzie there and just like totally
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get out of danger zone so I feel like she has the skills to make Tatiana fight through a few rounds that's definitely
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an exciting fight that I would love to see I would love to see that Tatiana is still pretty
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unorthodox on her feet if you will yeah um but for what she lacks in that area
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she makes up for with her strength and grappling yeah and wrestler is so good
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at the overhand right just because or overhand backhand just because you're always dropping your hands because you
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don't want to get taken down so there's going to be openings for sure for Tatiana if she wants to let the hands go
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should be fine we'll see what happens it's really exciting super excited very
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exciting for the strawberries um and then another fight night that went down that I'm not proud of
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purchasing I know I was there
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I'm glad we didn't have to do it alone though yeah it almost felt like a bargain like I felt like even though I
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bought it everyone else was illegally streaming yes you do it I'll do it yeah peer
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pressure yeah yeah definitely went down we all had a sloppy night
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Flappy night of watching sloppy fights yeah I had to get sloppy to watch that it was it was yeah it was yeah yeah I
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was I was a little bummed out because the first fight that I actually cared about was uh Jeremy Stevens versus Chris
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alvia if you don't know what we're talking about we're talking about the um Diaz versus Paul
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boxing Extravaganza which I paid for
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I'm only saying that because you know you know what happened last time other people didn't you know what happened to
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the last time I watched those fights but um you know I I as much [ __ ] as I talk
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he's put in fighters to work and I do like that I like that he has these cards that
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people actually you know want to show up to that people actually buy he got it on ESPN plus this time it wasn't on some
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like random app that she had to download and then delete right after you downloaded it you know it was on
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something that you're gonna use the next day so I thought that was a sign of him his promotion on the come up
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it's I do I don't want to I don't want to like it
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but I have I have to give him Kudos I have to commend him because what he has
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has done for himself is very impressive he's done on the backs of our fellow MMA comrades which I do not appreciate at
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all but I think it is really impressive what he's created and and I mean even
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though um our our MMA um friends are
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not doing so well in his promotions they're still getting paid and I mean
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that's you know as as a prize fighter who who fights for a living yeah I think
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that that's just awesome that is awesome so it's awesome even though it's really hard to watch
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sometimes and really frustrating yeah but I do see I do see that being a huge
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positive yes that is how I justify watching something that makes me so sad
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and I I love Nate Diaz he's amazing I love
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Nate Diaz so much he was so cheeky in that face he was and I know people gave him [ __ ] like love him hate him whatever
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I loved it yeah um it you know and it I think I wouldn't
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love it from everyone but I love it because it's coming from him I'm very biased well because he was the first one
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to do it really like back when he was on tough and trying to escape the house you
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know and then and now uh you know with the rise of uh Conor McGregor he's like
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oh I was the first person to do this and now everyone's acting like he's this new guy that has this formula that no one's
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ever done before and he's been doing it I've been doing it y'all just didn't like me he didn't like the way I looked
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this my my how the tables have turned hey how the tides have changed if you
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have more guys that wanted to bone him maybe uh he'd be more popular maybe there's a huge line out the door for
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guys I want to Bone Conor McGregor get a little bit of that red panty knife dude can we talk about Conor McGregor is
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freaking everywhere he is everywhere and he's grabbing everyone's mic and they let him and he is challenging everyone
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for a fight and promoting all of his friends I saw him when I was cornering back in Denver for Bare knuckle he
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walked in like as they were announcing her and like the whole place erupted I'm like what is happening wait was that
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when uh Mike Perry fought yes yeah because I remember he grabbed the mic from Mike Perry
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yes he is by Mike literally everywhere he went um there's the Anthony Joshua
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boxing match yes and he went and and like gave him like what did he give him
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a beer or something like that in the ring after the fight and then he was so he didn't give him proper twill
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maybe it was I mean maybe it was but I would I would not yeah
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proper knockout it's a proper good time he needs to pay for that hey he needs to
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pay you for that I feel like I'm cold in him I think he said I think he said it
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yeah he was just maybe it was that same fight card with Anthony Joshua um but he
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was you know promoting uh his boy Dylan danis who's now fighting Jacob I don't know why this guy is fighting probably
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because he's Conor McGregor's friend he's fighting his brother right or is he fighting Jake Paul is he wait now I'm
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confused I'm not sure you're fighting he's fighting one of them okay I'll look it up right now but yes as you were
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saying but this guy is everywhere oh and now I'm going off an Italian uh
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but now they're talking about oh for sure he's going to be fighting Michael
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Chandler in December
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but like we knew that was gonna happen didn't we there's still no evidence that he's in the east side of testing pool
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listen if you think about it there are some people who were not in the usata testing pool that got short
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notice fights recently I remember I was supposed when
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what was it when one of my previous opponents pulled out
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we got offered someone but we're like no she is huge and she has not been in the testing pool but they were still gonna
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give her to me okay I forget who it was but I remember I was like I I need her
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to be in the testing pool yeah I'm sorry no I think it's only new Siamese
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and if you were signed to the UFC and you leave it's a it's to stop people
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from retiring and then come back with the full you know fully geared out
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makeover yeah they're just like look at me look at my big muscly titties I
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reinvented myself I've started doing a lot of yoga yeah I'm eating clean juicy
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yeah and no meat no I look like ubering I think
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that's uh I think that's why you know um if you're getting someone who's already
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out there doing steroids not as scary you get someone with that UFC money doing steroids I guess guess it's a
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little more risky so yeah I think uh I think what Conor McGregor he would
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definitely have to enter the test and pool before he was able to sign some kind of short notice or whatever
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and so far he isn't according to sources so we'll see my uh
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my thought was that he is in the testing pool and he's just like telling everyone
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that they can't talk about it like he got his lawyers on and he's like don't tell anyone I'm an intestine pool as
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some kind of weird leverage thing I mean maybe because I mean he he does he's all
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about the Mind Games he does like to play with people he does like to you know yeah totally
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[ __ ] with his opponents yeah you're very very good at so I wouldn't put it past them it would not surprise me especially
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because it's been such a subject for uh the MMA media I feel like you would just
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as a [ __ ] you to the MMA media he'd just be like just don't tell him yeah don't tell him you know yeah yeah you could
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see that everybody had decided in NDA because he is getting a little smaller like his neck is shrinking a tiny bit
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maybe or maybe he's just wearing bigger collars who knows yeah I think he'll go
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up a size but it is um Tommy Fury
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who uh Dylan danis is supposed to fight oh really I mean that Tommy face what's
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the guy's name Logan Paul oh okay not Jake Paul I was just reading Tommy Fury but Logan
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Paul not Jake Paul so the little guy the the body poker from uh you know suicide
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Forest that is so you don't know who to
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remember how do you recover from that you don't know who to root for right there that is
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fair I mean they're both such [ __ ] but I feel like
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Dennis might be the good guy is that your tongue I don't know
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how could you even say that morals are out the window I have no idea who to root for I kind of just want the
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scaffolding to collapse while they're fighting but just take them out at the
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same time dude both of them gone yeah it's it's pretty crazy but no that's a
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hard one yeah yeah that's that's a hard one I I cannot I cannot refer either one of them
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oh my gosh I can't um so what did you think of the Diaz
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um the Diaz Paul fight um I was so distracted by the [ __ ]
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commentary team oh gosh damn it which one Sean Porter oh okay bro no and he's
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he's like he's a good analyst he's good at commentary but the past two fights that he has called for Jake Paul
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he has been like um like not even like not even close not
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fair to his no like not even seeing like saying what he is seeing he is just like
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creating a story and it is really frustrating yeah really really
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frustrating yeah but besides but besides that
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um uh you know it was it was an entertaining fight you know neat guillotined Jake Paul in a boxing
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match which I think is hilarious that was so funny so and he set himself up for the MMA match you know now we're
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talking about it yeah and I I think that was smart because the boxing portion was
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very anticlimactic yeah you know um there was that one moment where he
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got dropped and that just made my heart sink into the floor I think I checked
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out after that mentally it was like when he dropped the Anderson Silva you know it was later in the fight but at the
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same time I was like oh well even though commentary is really biased I feel like Anderson is up a few rounds maybe at
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least one round and then he gets dropped I'm like ah there it goes that's the end of the fight that's that's it that's all
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anybody to remember that's what it scored off of he has that video he has that clip like he dropped the innocent
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silver in a boxing match and then uh the same thing happened in Dia's fight but a lot earlier so I feel like mentally I
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just kind of checked out then but when he started doing the Antics when he started messing around with like
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takedowns and stuff and the guillotine then I was like okay we got this one if this happens if this
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one actually happens we got this one for sure fingers crossed knock on wood oh
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God look what you just did
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um but yeah like I said I do like the fact that Jake Paul is putting some fighters to work the Heather Hardy
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versus um Amanda Serrano fight was pretty crazy and violent yeah that's fine on the cart
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girl women deliver they do they they do they do and it makes me sad that women's
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boxing isn't as popular as men's boxing because you know in in the UFC we're
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kind of spoiled we had the same platform a lot of times we we have close to similar numbers throughout you know the
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range of fighters from kind of popular to Super popular so when I see these
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super talented female boxers I'm like damn why aren't they put on this pedestal why aren't they getting their
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own Pay-Per-View fights so if they're on pay-per-view points like why aren't people uh just lift them up the same way
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they do to male athletes and you see a fight like that and a really at least someone's paying attention at least
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someone's like getting them out there and hopefully it'll create that butterfly effect where you're gonna see
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more fights like that you're gonna see uh them not have to go to MMA and get
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taken down and choked out just to make a good paycheck like they can actually stay in their Sport and put on great
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fights technical fights bloody violent fights and you know make a ton of fans
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off of it I think there is this new wave of or this surge of women boxers that
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are demanding attention through their performances they're there really are and Serrano is one of them
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um Hardy and and she put on a a great fight the probably the most memorable
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honestly yeah it was very competitive um or maybe not necessarily
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competitive is the right word well the fact that Hardy like hung in there yeah through the
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really nasty parts of like the first and second round I thought she was gonna be out of there immediately but she stood
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she like stood her ground she started swinging back she like made some round of work so it was definitely like a
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fight of the night type fight where yeah it wasn't super competitive but Hardy was never beaten yeah and I think that
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was the coolest part of that fight the fact that you know she couldn't get put away she refused to you know sit down
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she just kept came coming forward kept trying to win and it was really awesome to watch
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and I think that the more performances that we have like that on you know the co-main the main the more it will you
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know bring more attention back to women's boxing I know it it fizzled out for a while but I think you know with
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some of the big names that we have out there I mean you know we have a uh Michaela mayor we have uh Alicia
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baumgarner butcher her name uh we just we have these you know these
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big names Kitty Taylor we have the Serrano sisters we just we have these um
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and um sanisa uh super bad can't forget her like there are there are just some
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really big names out there yeah and they're doing Clarissa Shields she just signs of pfl deal so she's getting back
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in the cage again um hopefully against some less accomplish Grapplers but
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but you know I'm wondering what she looks like uh round two of her MMA
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career because she had she took a break went out beat up a bunch of girls and now she's coming back and you know
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finishing unfinished business so yeah I'm excited for that too yeah well
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something that happened this uh last main event was pretty interesting and
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it was a cub Swanson or no it was the co-main sorry uh Cub Swanson please tell
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me how to say his name properly after you kill him versus Hakeem like
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get it dope I don't want to break [ __ ] flighty dude yeah okay keeps covering he wants
41:38
your beer he wants our coffees um something that happened
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in that fight after that fight um it reminded me why Cub Swanson is
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such a fan favorite and that is he at the end of that fight applauded like
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his opponent was gonna get his hand raised and it it very well could have gone that way it didn't but Cub was
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almost surprised and you know after every single you know or during every
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single post-fight interview you know the announcer will ask like oh did you think you had it and everybody's like yeah
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absolutely no doubt like I knew I had it and he was like no
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I'm saying I I didn't think they did he went over and like shook everybody's hand in his
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opponent's corner like you know giving him the nod like yeah you got it and I just really I I've always been a fan of
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Cub Swanson and I am reminded again why I'm a fan of his and why he is a fan
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favorite yeah I just really admired that that Honesty that that Candor you know no for sure I thought that was cool of
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him because everyone I I there's maybe one other person in the last maybe two years who
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said that they didn't think they won the fight but they did and how many robberies have we seen or have people
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claimed to see um so definitely commendable I can't think of the other guy's name but he's
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some crazy looking dude with a beard um but it's super commendable very rare
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people are always protecting their their ego their legacy
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um what have you they don't want to admit when they get that win because they're like
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I don't want them to take it away you know I got the money I got the bag let's get out of here
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we gotta get out of there um yeah it's quick before they figure it out yeah it's super rare
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um that people admit that so kudos to Cub um I definitely saw it going uh hakeem's
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way I felt like if anything Cub did enough in the third round to still the
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third round but not the fight and then on the scorecard I think two of the judges gave uh Cub the first round which
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is just like what yeah so so yeah I feel horrible for hacking because he's one of
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those guys on to come up he's like having great performances um especially when he's fighting someone
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at his level then he'll get to step up and you know either have a great fight or maybe it's kind of close like this
44:16
one but I don't know I just felt horrible for him and at least it happened against
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someone like Cub where people will remember that they'll remember oh yeah he lost the cup but even Cub admitted
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that he didn't think he won so that might do more or just as much for Cubs
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uh Legacy as it will for hakeem's the fact that he put that out there and he
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allowed people to think that way because a lot of people just pair it what they hear if the commentator says something
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if the commentator says that Hakeem is robbed they'll say that he was Rob if
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they say it was a close fight and it could have gone either way that's what the fans will say a lot of people are
45:00
just hearing an expert talk and they're repeating that because they don't really know what they're looking at they don't
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understand fights the way uh we do the way that Fighters and coaches and and
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you know some of the judges do so it's cool that he put that information out there
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