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hello and welcome to another episode of
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two straws tisha
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this is Angela Hill I am Jessica penne
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and this time will we be covering UFC
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225 Whitaker vs. Romero Hart dos dos
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featuring dos anos see what we did that
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in honor of UFC 225 and you know two
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straws is trying to get more fans get
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more followers we decided to take note
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from the man himself Kofi Covington cuz
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who best to look to then the guy who
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talked himself into an interim title
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shot
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let me tell you betta melt cups on lap
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episode two straws we like our men like
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we like the abb on our beer seven and a
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half and over its Queen kill in the Czar
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of leotards just a typical day we over
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here about to have an awkward
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interaction with some hot brewskis and
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we totally didn't pay them to be here
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hey fellows
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ariani joke to a bunch of TNT foot slip
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so listen are you pimple-faced you
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better watch nerd bash 2018 because no
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one likes anime except for you in the
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straw weight division we have Carla
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Esparza vs. Claudia joy Delia this is
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like the trilogy that never happened
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oh [ __ ] we're supposed to fight each
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other two times already in Invicta and
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now it is finally happening in the UFC
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to fight that no one was asking for but
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now we're getting yay so what's the
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over/under that Carla's gonna make that
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link faced as she always does
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the signature Carla as far as a pre
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fight face yeah the high knees I'm gonna
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say a hundred percent it's totally that
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face you make when the weed kicks in
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it's the face you make when you're
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watching all of your teammates eat your
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cookies while you're cutting away I
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think it's the face I make when just
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eyes telling me about Isis the Reese's
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amazing yeah
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she seems pretty cool when they don't
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have the right color ribbons for your
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hair when Felice doesn't like you selfie
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when they only have oatmeal cookies at
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the bakery face you make when you have
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no personality so you have to substitute
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it with the children's character oh yo
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this is like another girl that Carlos
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had beef lifts that she's fighting like
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it's insane she always has beef with the
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people she's fighting I wouldn't put it
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past her if she called New York State
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Athletic Commission and like a Cookie
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Monster voice or something I was like
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hello this is cookie buster
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I hear that Aguilar has her piece from
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too many cookies so get on that
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goodbye Baba what my eloquent friend
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Angela Hill is referring to is this
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previous weekend in New York the New
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York State Athletic Commission put a
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kibosh to the Aguilar fight because
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quote-unquote she had kept cats lips
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lips
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don't forget your cocoa butter ladies
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cocoa butter Vaseline chapstick dental
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dam whatever you need to do keep that
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[ __ ] moist and appropriate so in there's
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a very anticipated strawweight matchup
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we have Carla who is going to be pushing
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for that takedown as she always does and
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we have a very physically strong
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imposing Goodell yo who is is also a
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grappler and also goes for the takedown
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and I think has much sharper striking
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and I am kind of leaning towards Goodell
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E on this one yeah me too I think like
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you said earlier the only thing that
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Carla would have over her is her cardio
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she can push the pace for a lot longer
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than Goodell has in the past and the
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only time we've really seen her gasp out
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hard is in the inaud fight yeah I mean
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this is a tough match for Carla I think
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I'm leaning towards kadala too and we
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have to note that Gedaliah has also made
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the move from brazil to Albuquerque and
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now she's at Las Vegas and training at
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the PI Center so I think that we're
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gonna see the best version of Claudia
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Delia that we've seen yet she has you
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know her diet her cardio everything is
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on point and she's probably not ever
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training like she usually does so I'm
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very intrigued to see this updated
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version of her let's go ladies
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date times change ah weights good straw
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yeah likes chambering and in the
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featherweight division we have Holly
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Holm vs. Megan Anderson is it Megan or
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Meegan I don't know because he did an
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interview and she said hi I'm Megan
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Anderson maybe she was trying to Yankee
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yourself up like appeal to the American
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fans I think I sounds better with me
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either way I need consistency in my life
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so we're just gonna say me get it
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straight sister figure out your name
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meeting Anderson's
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I think most impressive win was
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Amberly bra she was only LeBrock was
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only want to know at the time but she
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gave her a really tough fight she put
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her on Bambi legs like she really gave
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it to her in the first round and then
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Meighan was able to come back from
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adversity and fight back and get to TKO
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so I felt like that was her strongest
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win up to date but since then she hasn't
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had that stiff competition like
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everyone's been just a little under her
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level and with Holly Holm she's having
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this huge step up like Holly has been
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and so many wars and has fought so many
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like you know just skilled strikers and
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she's just a very smart fighter in
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herself well either way it'll be
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definitely a huge step up in competition
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forming an Anderson it'll be I'm kind of
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her coming-out party to let us see what
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she's all about she's been an Invictus
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she's a former Invicta champion at
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featherweight and she's looking to come
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in and upset Holmes who is definitely
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got the pedigree in this division she is
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a former boxing kickboxing UFC world
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champion mm-hmm and she does come from
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Jackson's who is known for the very
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strategic a little snooze worthy but
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very strategic a waning Sylphide unit
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they win fights mmm it may not be really
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exciting but they win they win that's
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all that matters the last time Megan got
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a big step up like that was when she
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faced indeed annoys and she ended up
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getting subbed in the second round this
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is a good fight for a home to take a
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take a whack at the ground game either
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way it's most likely gonna be a stand-up
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striking match and I have home taking
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the win either way the winner gets to be
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cyborgs next snack mmm
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and our homemade event we have our DA
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taking on Colby Cummington
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for the interim welterweight champion
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way to talk you into this one buddy he's
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gonna bash on a nerd unfortunately he's
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actually one of the jocks that you don't
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want to mess with yeah
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and the day is extremely impressive this
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guy I used to train alongside of him at
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King's MMA when I was up in Orange
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County
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he is an extremely hard worker he has
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cardio that does not quit I mean he's
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fought five five-minute rounds without
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even a glitch in his cardio there is no
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stopping this guy he's great in the boys
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high clean she's great with his pressure
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he is southpaw and has a very deadly
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kick that puts people down and he's
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taking on primarily a grappler and I
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just I see this being not a good night
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for mr. nerd bash RDA has too many
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weapons he's come up and weight and he's
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just looked phenomenal at that weight
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like he has my energy he is more
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explosive he's just like good all-around
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I just can't see Colby being able to
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handle his striking his pressure and the
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fact that he mixes it up like he's able
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to go from Muay thai-style to wrestling
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and right back like he's able to blend
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it flawlessly
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Covington's best attribute is that he's
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a Brussel [ __ ] he has a lot of
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pressure and he's relentless so it kind
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of makes sense that he has porn stars in
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his training camp because they're used
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to being in that position where you're
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being held down you're being laid on top
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of and just getting hammered away on
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with no finish that makes me kind of sad
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don't cry for her she chose that life
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you know there's a lot of things that
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Colby does that leaves him open to just
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getting beat up he leans forward he kind
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of moves in a straight line forward and
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back and all of those things are just
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leaving him totally open for our DNA and
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like kick him in the body kick him in
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that lead leg hit him with calf kicks to
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really slowed down his forward pressure
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and just time those knockout shots so
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yeah I think that a RTA's gonna get the
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knockout well there are five rounds in
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this match to let us see what these guys
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have and I'm very excited to see it
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either way we get to see Colby
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Cummington get punch in the face a few
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times and just like thank you
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nerd ITA so he calls himself King chaos
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but he's really the king of hover hands
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I'm too shy to touch somebody so I just
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hover my hand over them isn't it cute
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when people do that though like when
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fans come up to you and do like hey
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thank that guy
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and in the main event we have the
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rematch between robert whittaker and
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Yoel Romero big Wilson you know who I
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want to see in the corner who gave Jesus
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I really always yeah I hope he's there
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this time like I don't know if he's
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switch hands may be there in spirit yes
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he's always there in spirit look it like
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the way he scratches his back and he
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doesn't Baloo the bear the sexxxy like
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he does that sexy cage humping I mean
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look at poor Rocco that's kind of chance
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you've been blessed gay Jesus is the
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best thing since black Santa he's
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awesome so this is the rematch in the
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first fight we had Whitaker I'm kind of
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gaining ground in the fourth fifth round
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and eventually taking the win over you
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all Romero Romero came at him hard with
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takedowns takedown attempts and does
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this terrible like teeth to the knee
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thing that ended up busting Whitaker's
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knee in the first round which is even
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more impressive that Whitaker kept
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moving he's so light on his feet you
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didn't even know that he completely
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blown out his knee and he's actually had
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a really long way off because of that
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thanks for marrow thanks awesome of you
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kudos to him for working through that
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and grinding out that win he was able to
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show his cardio his love of cardio as
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level of great and you know towards the
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later rounds he was really hiding his
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punch as well he would hide his right
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hand behind the jab and he'd jump in and
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land it really hard or he'd hide his uh
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his kicks with like a right hand or he'd
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just like really set things up in a way
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that you usually only see the lighter
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weight class of setting things up so
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watching them strike is really
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impressive you know I'm glad I'm going
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for Whitaker
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I think he has what it takes to shut
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Romero down
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I definitely think Whitaker is the more
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well-rounded refined fighter while
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you'll Romero is extremely explosive and
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aggressive for that takedown it was
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really impressive how in the first fight
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between them Whitaker had such
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impressive take Jenna I don't think he
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really gave up many takedowns if he did
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he bounced right back up he's great with
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his in-and-out movement he's great with
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lateral movement I love how he leans
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forward and kind of gives you a
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different gauge on that distance and
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then pulls back at the last second so
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you're just missing it's a matter of
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inches but he's making a mess and he's
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make and he's making him pay so I'm
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really excited about this fight both men
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always bring it hopefully your marrow
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work some cardio just a little bit
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because he tends to fade a little bit he
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is a very strong muscular frame and that
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tensity eat up a lot of oxygen so yeah
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it's also like how aggressive he is too
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like he's definitely one of those strong
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starters like he tries to be ahead of
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everyone so in the last round he can
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post a bit and we'd like to just take a
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moment and give a shout-out to our
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teammate and good friend Phil mr.
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wonderful Davis on his spectacular win
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in London this past weekend add Bellator
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yeah he should have told one then he
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went up to Linden vasila knocked him out
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and said it's just your king it's from
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Black Panther okay get it yeah okay cool
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good job uh good job thank you again for
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joining us for another episode of two
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straws this is Angela Hill I am Jessica
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penny and don't forget to tune in June
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night in Chicago Illinois for UFC 225
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spoiler alert they're gonna be eating
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pizza spoiler alert
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move Foster's dad dies Oh spoiler alert
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Darth Vader is Luke's father spoiler
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alert Bruce Willis is dead the whole
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time no way
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yeah dude spoiler alert it's ahead in
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the box
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spoiler alert pro wrestling's fake it's
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real to me
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spoiler alert he was tyler dating the
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whole time
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