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Jessica Penne and Angela Hill venture back to the Great Wolf Lodge in Kansas City to give you the lowdown on Invicta FC 29. In this week's episode we use The Force, we talk about the effectiveness of reverse cowgirl guard in mma, t-shirt fighter syndrome, and "Period Dramas", and we don't mean the ones with funny wigs and horses.
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[Music]
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hello and welcome to another episode of
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too strong don't make anything anyways
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we are here to go over the next Invicta
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FC card Invicta FC number 29 29 30
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coming up this is your last year to have
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fun 38:30 lady fill your twenties
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slipping away yeah your last opportunity
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to get really wasted be socially
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acceptable yeah yeah they'll be judged
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their last year to like have an abortion
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and not feel bad about it Invicta 29 is
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actually happening on may the 4th it's
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the shape and may the force be with you
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just okay my lightsaber is like in the
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car I think um I would like to place
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another bet oh [ __ ] very miss me [ __ ]
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[ __ ] ouch alright so Angela owed me for
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last Invicta cards bet on how many
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fighters would miss wait and I won the
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last one I'll actually give you this one
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to guess how many fighters are gonna
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miss wait I am alright but what happens
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if I miss what happens if I miss the way
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Oh
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using a penalizing extremely
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embarrassing like videotape it oh and
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put it on the next episode of to stress
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exactly I'm gonna say three three yes
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I'm gonna say two two is my lucky number
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two was the bet last time and two will
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be the bat this time all right you're on
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get done business idea thank you Invicta
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last time we did this they debuted the
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ring carboy and guess who's coming back
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for Invicta 29 last Theodore hall that's
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how we got that position yeah he [ __ ]
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this week on a couch just like this yeah
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we know what's up we know it's a spine
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concern is you know you have ring card
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boys I mean that's the first step
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next thing you know we'll have ring
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guard dogs ring Carter go oh yes well
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you didn't cry dogs no no you never
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faced an event to ring-card alpacas ring
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card goats I need to call somebody jess
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is gonna be the first female dog
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marriage in the state of California well
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he drools and he can't get up on the bed
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so it's kind of like the last dude I
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dated that's funny and sad because it's
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true if you want to watch a man-child
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parade around the ring like a [ __ ]
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cocker spaniel then you should watch him
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Victor 20 that's didn't show I just
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mostly hope that they worked on their
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like standing choreography so he's in
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the middle all the girls are on the side
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they don't have to direct him as much
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anymore look here look you know go boy
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take the vest off like you look like
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extra from the Warriors and I would note
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because and we were in shape we had
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six-packs
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oh but one thing one thing of note is
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that Elias is in fight camp so we might
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see that a fifth or six Pat speaking of
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awkward it seems like Invicta went right
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back to the Great Wolf Lodge pity the
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Great Wolf Lodge Great Wolf Lodge was
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the location of my last
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Invicta fight Jessica penne was there
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with me it was quite the experience
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I was walking down the hall looking for
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some ice and I saw those little [ __ ]
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twins on a bicycle it's basically like
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Chuckie Cheese Meets The Shining and you
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put them all together and there's like
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animatronic animal wonderland you walk
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in this is like big tree and then
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there's these animatronic animals going
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hurt Kurds bah bah bah bah and
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immediately when I walked it I was just
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like where's the bar oh [ __ ] I can't
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drink oh [ __ ] the bar closes at 9:00 in
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Kansas City nine-nine and at a
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family-friendly place like that you know
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the parents need some alcohol cuz
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they're locked up with all those
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screaming kids all dates yell I mean I'm
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not a parent but I can only assume that
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alcohol is a necessity at family fun
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hotels yes it was for me yes no I'm not
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having kids ever but suck that there
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wasn't a minibar but at least a bed was
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carved to look like a tree house yeah
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that was fun also I didn't get to jump
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on it but there's an indoor waterpark
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with slides on it which is like crazy
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it's a hotel but has water slides yes I
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got chlorine wafting out of the
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elevators and the stairs and burning
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your eyes the sweet smell of chlorine
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mmm I was pretty dehydrated cells like
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anything please inject me with something
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that won't make me pop imagine elias
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theodoro
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sliding down one of those water slides
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[ __ ] Invicta vest on trying to like
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keep it down so you can't see his love
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handles like I'm actually pretty sure
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the other bring her girls I think
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natasha has him on Shaq probably has him
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doing some crazy yoga poses she was like
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probably has them like alena now you
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know I just think that we're gonna see
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the best life theodoro ring-card boy yet
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nice it's only the second time so
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there's only a part of a girl from there
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fully up silence is a and one of the
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fights that we would like to highlight
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is pearl Gonzalez versus Barbara Osceola
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and this is in the flyweight division so
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pearl used to fight in the UFC at 115
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pounds deciding to go back up to weight
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class said a little bit like better
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suits yeah their body hash tag free fat
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straw weights now I say this because as
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an athlete you always have to check in
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with your weight you always have to keep
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it under wraps if your coach ask you hey
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how much you weigh you can't get
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offended cuz you're a chick you just
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gotta tell them alright still storm off
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haha dare you just can get offended I I
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just chugged a half a gallon of water
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and I ate breakfast
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I'm at least five pounds over also how
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old are you she never seemed to have a
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lot of trouble cutting weight but a lot
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of times you don't see what happens
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behind closed doors you don't see the
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struggle a lot of people suck it up and
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make the weight even though it might
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have been like kind of medically
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dangerous to make it so it's good that
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she made that decision to go up and yeah
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she's fighting a girl who's coming off
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with two losses so I think she can make
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make another statement with this with
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this fight and get a win I don't know
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for some reason I'm thinking of like
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fries and then aioli hello kind of
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hungry speaking of going up a weight
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class yeah a little
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Barbara aioli chutney and I like dip
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some what is those really thick fries
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called french fries
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no no they serve him in like a colon not
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steak fries the pommes frites [ __ ]
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Humphrey I've never heard of a palm tree
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I think that's just French for french
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fries
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it's pump French for its
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did you see pros post she's like almost
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that weight and looks like her abs are
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coming back oh yeah check it out where
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abs are back well I mean if they start
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at her tits then there's to know if you
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look like right under the rib there's
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like a little like shadow and well she's
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cute now she's stuck you should approve
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necklace you look good girl Precure he
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look good interesting fact pearl just
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beat korrina Rodriguez and this girl
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that she's fighting aioli sauce she got
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knocked out by Kareena I remember that
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it was it was a first-round TKO by
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Karina Rodriguez and it was a little
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awkward kind of a stoppage however there
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was there was really no sense in the
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fight going on any longer the way it was
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going Karina really overwhelmed her with
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strikes on the ground knocked her down
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and then proceeded to beat her up on the
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ground but you know when it comes to MMA
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math the pieces don't always line up
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just because one person beat another
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person doesn't mean that they'll beat
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them that way and I definitely think
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Karina's boxing is a little more elusive
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than pearls pearl is a little more kind
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of aggressive and just like kind of
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demands her will well like Karina has
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the slip she has the fade back she has
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to check hooks and all that stuff so I'm
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not sure if pearls gonna be able to put
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aioli on her bandy legs the way that
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Karina did but I definitely think that
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she has an upper hand in this fight I
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definitely agree with your stance on
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Karina having a little bit sharper
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crisper better technique than pearl
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however we're gonna see Pearl at
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flyweight which i think is the natural
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weight class and I want to see how she
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moved her weight around and see if she's
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a little bit more efficient a little bit
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more effective not so scared to let go
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because she doesn't know how the weight
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cuts gonna affect her performance these
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are things that a lot of people run into
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that the audience may or may not pick up
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on and I'm looking to see her be a
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little bit more aggressive
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but more confident now that she's at her
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natural weight class yeah I'm excited
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for Pearl I think she's gonna get that
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kind of reassurance that she needs going
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back to Invicta getting a few wins under
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about and really figuring out the way
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that she wants to fight the way that she
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likes to fight and just getting some
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confidence in herself reminds me of a
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young fighter that I used to know but
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most importantly I think the audience is
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gonna be happy to see a little a lowly
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spread between those hamburger buns I'm
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talking about pearls boobs hey guess
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who's in the co-main event huh
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okay yeah Oh panty
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yeah yeah that's from the tough 20 panty
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well give me those back these are
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probably felices or something
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are they signed actually a little
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signature in there
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Thanks police and up next in our co-main
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event we have panty kyon Zod vs. Bianca
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domani Bianca Thea modest all sounds
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Italian but you got that DIA money purse
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like did you get it from China expensive
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Laurita I don't know much about this
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Bianca diamante chick like it was hard
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to find information on her you see the
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record it's like you know one of those
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records that are from Brazil where it's
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like there's a lot of girls on there
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that you don't really recognize who she
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beat but we've had a lot of fighters
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debuting Invicta and they turn out being
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legit well the interesting thing about
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fighting somebody who's relatively
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unknown is that they have kind of a
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mystery about them and their opponents
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sometimes it can be difficult to really
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get an accurate gauge on who they're
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fighting so Bianca kind of comes in with
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that mystique I've seen some of her
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fights as we've watched and and she
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seems pretty dominant she seems to be
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pretty aggressive fighter definitely
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likes to stand up
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so we'll see what she has to bring
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because in pani she she too is a striker
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and I think this is gonna you know have
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two strikers colliding and coming
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together for a really exciting co-main
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event especially if you like twerking
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and booty bounces really yeah penny hey
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you know hence the name likes to bounce
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her booty on girls faces while they're
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on the ground without like an E Honda
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move Street Fighter II Honda yeah
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like the bling-bling boy is it reverse
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cowgirl her cowgirl hat wall dating that
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corner throw it at her and give it a
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mounted position so a little dirty
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reverse cowgirl yeah hopefully we see
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this in the fight
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there will be returning music I
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definitely think that pani may have the
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advantage she's definitely had stiffer
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opponents um she has fought people that
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are currently fighting you I see you
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like Lina she has five who else's she
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fought she's beaten duty Ava early on in
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her career and her last three fights
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were losses but they were all against
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like the criminal crop when it comes to
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Invicta and like some people may say
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over the phone but [ __ ] you guys
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Invicta fighters are actually pretty
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good especially the ones that pay me
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lost to Tonya ever endure Raquel Paola
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Lully and Sarah Kaufman who's in the
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main event
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so panties fought some stiff competition
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and just because you lose a fight
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doesn't mean you don't improve after if
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anything you improve tons more so I
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think we're gonna see panty get that one
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back break that loose streak and you
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know hopefully see that booty bow see
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some panties drive Oh ladies go get them
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ratings speaking of Sarah Kaufman
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oh boy honey what do you have a coffee n
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in the main event
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we have Sarah Kaufman versus Catarina
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later
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now Catarina letter is it's kind of
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relatively unknown again another one of
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these imports from the UK and she hasn't
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necessarily proven herself the way Sarah
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Kaufman has in my opinion Sarah Kaufman
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is a former UFC fighter she is a former
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Strikeforce fighter she has fought the
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top of the top and she is an excellent
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striker she has recently moved to Duke
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Rufus over at Rufus port in Milwaukee
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interesting so bigoted camp definitely
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adding to her already sound striking
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game and is really like who you think of
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when you think of Muay Thai for MMA she
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looked very impressive in her last
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showing she fought penny Keon said and
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she was just like Moen are over she
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would press it against the fence she was
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using like also it's a kicks punches
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like just really stringing those
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combinations together really nicely
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definitely the most fluid I've seen her
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since being in the UFC and you know
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she's a veteran of sport I'm speaking of
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her opponent Katarina Leonard I'm this
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is another girl who came and severely
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overweight in her last outing and this
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makes me bring up yeah the fact that
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ladies we need to start making weight
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take away girls wait wait lay off that
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schnitzel
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yeah no just talking about in a previous
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interview no more German bread you're
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talking about that is that Chanel or is
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that something else I'm not exactly sure
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if you want to be taken seriously as a
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professional and you know a lot of times
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women struggle with that in every field
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not just fighting you have to do the
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specific things that you are contracted
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to do which is make weights show up in
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shape show up ready to fight and like it
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wasn't just like a pound there were a
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couple around
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it was five and a half five and a half
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pounds she's like huge success huge
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difference especially at bantamweight
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those girls are big they're Amazons I
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can't like really respect the fact that
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she got that TKO because she was so much
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heavier and visibly heavier than her
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opponent and it showed those shots were
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landing so much heavier with that being
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said she has some steep steep
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competition in Sarah Kaufman Sarah
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Kaufman is a very sound striker she is
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well rounded she definitely likes to
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keep it on the feet so her ground game
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is more defensive than offensive to keep
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it on the feet and and I'm really
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looking forward to this fight I think
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that they both have similar styles in
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that they like to keep it on the feet
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there's strikers they're good at cutting
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off the cage I do think Sarah's gonna
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come in a little bit sharper and a
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little bit crisper with her striking I'm
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Sarah Kaufman she's she's beaten like so
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many people she's beaten me she okay
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she's beaten Liz Carmouche especially
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Smith yeah she shut Leslie Smith down
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twice such as one more term in the UFC
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matters to do I think she's one of those
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fighters who suffer from t-shirt fighter
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syndrome what is t-shirt fire syndrome
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um well it's pretty simple it's when you
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show up to a fight as a woman but you
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wear a t-shirt you stand there while
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they call your name you don't do
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anything you don't blink you just kind
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of and then when you fight you just
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grind them up when it comes to the like
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sheer like being a good fighter being
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technical being someone who can win
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she's really good at being all those
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things so at one point you gotta say
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well where is the entertainment line
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drawn and where's in a sport because it
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can't always be entertaining when
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they're good at the sport like sometimes
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they're just so boring
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I mean people are constantly canceling
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each other out with with moves it's like
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a chess match so yeah it's not
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necessarily going to be the most
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spectacular exciting fight of all time
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by two
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ooh somebody who's not just a casual fan
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it's it's really amazing to watch so
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when I see a grinder work I always try
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to steal their [ __ ] because it's just
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like okay they're totally controlling
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the pace they're controlling like where
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the fight is and they're totally
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comfortable because they're the ones
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grinding as opposed to the person going
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oh so shout out to all those grinders
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out there I appreciate you stop for
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Karla [ __ ] you [ __ ] so on topic of
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conversation with missing weight
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last week we had a Aspen lad and Miss
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wait by a couple of pounds and was
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actually taken out of the fight when
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Leslie Smith didn't agree to continue
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the fight after she didn't make weight
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now Aspen ladders a repeat offender with
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not making weight and and I do think
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that Leslie kind of had a valid reason
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to kind of teach her a lesson ladies we
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need to make way Aspen lads reason for
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not making weight was that she had lady
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problems and no came into town she was
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right in the canal wave no Oh keep going
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okay how many times
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no that's [ __ ] up no you're bringing
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us all down
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bottom line is it's something all of us
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I've had a cut weight at that time fight
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at that time I've been in the middle of
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you know my last week my fight week and
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guess who popped in at Aunt Flo like it
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just these things happen and you have to
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you have to make the correct decisions
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to make it easier and to kind of like
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get through those obstacles these are
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things that every female has to deal
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with mm-hmm and it shouldn't be an
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excuse it's not an excuse especially
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when you repeatedly miss wheet exactly
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this is it's like a guy saying Hannah
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sweet because I had a boner I don't
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think it's you and I and I have a huge
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dick so tips of skills
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[Laughter]
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I just really frustrates me when women
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try to make excuses that are a female
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base and assume that everybody is just
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gonna buy it because they say oh yeah
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women are weak and women are this or
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that and we have to make these
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allowances these computers make we have
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to make these concessions it is truly
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you suffer from fatigue you bloat you
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keep on weight it's harder to cut the
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weight like these are all like real
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things but you have to make the proper
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adjustments for it and you have to
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prepare for it hmm as a professional
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fighter gay [ __ ] together bad
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speaking of periods let's check out how
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Cal did in her last and victim
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performance oh my god oh Jesus
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somebody plug it up there's red
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everywhere it looks like random Marco's
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just got a haircut and left it all over
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the bathroom counter see yeah everybody
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clean mm-hmm yes she did really well she
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got the TKO it was a bloody mess and
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we're super proud of her hopefully she
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gets on that next Invicta card well
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that's it for our fourth episode of two
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straws this is Angela Hill and iron
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Jessica penny and thank you for joining
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us yep and Victor 29 is gonna be airing
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on May for it so make sure all you and
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Victor fighters use the force in that
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fight may the fourth be with you oh oh
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whoops that is gonna be light secret
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