Jessica Penne and Angela Hill, TWO STRAW weight fighters, bring the couch to the boardwalk of Jersey Shore and break down the underground fight card, UFC Atlantic City: Edson Barboza vs. Kevin Lee
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hello everyone and thank you for joining
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us for another episode of two straws I'm
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straws are we making this a thing yeah
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just like
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TS I'm Jessica Penny and this is Angela
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Hill what up and we got a little
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situation we got a situation over here
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DTS for UFC AC Barbosa versus
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Le the UFC is headed down to the home of
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the Jersey Shore you're going to be
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seeing Affliction shirts spiked hair DS
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orange skin it's going to be crazy watch
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out for those grenades and landmines
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oh yes let's not get ahead of ourselves
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this is a secret card we got to be
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careful with who we tell us about it all
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right no
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advertisement no like a promotion or
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anything this card is going under the
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radar it's underground well you know the
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first rule of UFC AC is you don't talk
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about UFC AC ah makes sense makes sense
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yeah that's why nobody's heard of this
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car okay okay with that being said who
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is even on the coate in the main event
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Barbosa versus Lee for the main event
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for the main event and then the co main
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is a rematch match we have match Frankie
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Edgar versus Cub Swanson
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2 why I don't know but who cares seemed
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like a good idea at the time let's do it
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yeah why not you know the first one
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went like like a smush Fest it was it
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was a it was a wrestle [ __ ] or as they
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would say in JY a wrestles
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smash so WME being the the Trend thatter
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Savvy fashion EAS that they are they're
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so good they're so good so what they've
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done in preparation for UFC AC is they
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have actually done Jersey Shore
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makeovers to everybody on the fight card
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UFC so brilliant wait wait okay we got
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to always thinking wait all right we got
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to show the pictures we got to show the
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pictures let's see let's see let's see
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here's Leslie Smith oh my
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goodness oh you guys are
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Gorge no grenades over here and look at
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Barbosa look at you Patrick CS like the
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girls are definitely going to be coming
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for that look Al gerain this is a new
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look for you I like it I like it I must
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say panty droppers panty droppers we got
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some panty droppers in here yes snail
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Trails everywhere Frankie Edgar of
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course wearing his own Affliction
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t-shirt I mean he doesn't really need a
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makeover he just kind of showed up as is
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these guys knew about T-shirt time but
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you know who doesn't know about t-shirt
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times who Kevin Lee let's go to the fctg
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what where's your T-shirt boy he doesn't
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know the rle so Jersey Shore created the
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trend of T-shirt time because it is the
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shirt that you wear before you put on
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the shirt that you wear to go out to
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avoid having pit Saints
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clearly he was not wearing he wasn't
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aware he wore that leather jacket he
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wore his T-shirt under he's like I look
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good I look good he got there and he was
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like oh [ __ ] pit stains whatever it was
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he decided the best option was to take
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that [ __ ] off and just rock it with
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confidence so good old see you you uh
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made the best out of a sticky situation
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he you look like a combination of a
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backup dancer for Usher meets like
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steampunk meets I'm going to uh Burning
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Man definitely mad
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Maxes uh
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postapocalyptic I stole a bandan from uh
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a Raider that I just killed but uh this
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jacket gives me plus two strength like
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Assassin's Creed meet Cisco he looks
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like he belongs on the month of April in
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a fireman's calendar every time I look
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at him I think Motown Philly going on by
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Bo to men
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hey going on
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criss cross meets
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pilot he looks like he's gonna take me
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on take me on a ride jump or it be like
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fly
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fly fly
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fly M has a
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bandana um like he's about to put it
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over his mouth and throw a Molotov for
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like an edgy
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GQ uh add in Time Squares he looks like
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a handsome rioter I think that's the
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best way to explain looks like he
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belongs in like a Gucci ad yeah but like
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a very Urban Gucci ad also looks like he
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could pull those overalls up and go weld
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something we are the
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Marines well that's enough of that yeah
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you look good Kevin you better
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work
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work in the ladies bantamweight division
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we have a tough tough fight coming up we
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have Leslie Smith versus Aspen lad what
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do you see Happening Here Aspen lad
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she's she's just good everywhere you
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know know she's definitely a good
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Striker she's outboxed sjara Eubanks
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when she was in Invicta at bantamweight
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Aspen Le's coming in with a lot of
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potential but she's never really been
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tested against a veteran like Leslie
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like Leslie's been in there with the
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best she can take it be she Ste up and
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fought Cyborg and she complained
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volunteered she complained when they
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stopped it like she was angry about it
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like most people are like thank you
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Jesus you know but like give me that
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paycheck and let's go yeah
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she complained when they stopped it when
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her ear got ripped off like she's just
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like I don't know I think a lot of
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people underestimate her definitely she
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is the epitome of what you call a
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scrapper she is just a tough greedy
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fighter she's always willing to throw
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down they call her The Peacemaker but
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she is anything but peaceful in that
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octagon it's kind of fitting that she's
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fighting on JayZ Shore I know she's like
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the jwow of the bantamweight division
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she is no totally she toally f is let's
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see if she throws a spinning back fist
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like jwow yeah yeah spinning back slap
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Stockton slap spinning back slap I mean
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I feel like this actually could really
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happen I I hope so Leslie do it please
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do it
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please so this being a super secret
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underground Jersey Shore Fight Club
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fight um the con main event is still
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very intriguing we have the rematch
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between Frankie Edgar versus Cub Swanson
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now the first fight did not go even
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close to Cub Swanson's way uh how do you
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see this rematch going it's been a
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number of years since then how do you
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see it going I don't know I think Cub
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has a chance this time I know he's just
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coming off of that knockout he's only
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been out for a few months like it takes
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a lot longer for the chin to Hill and
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Cub's a really hard hitter haven't you
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ever seen Frankie like in all of his
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Trilogy fights like you can never count
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this guy down he made get knocked no no
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no let me finish no let me finish let me
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finish thank you he can get up let me
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just move that out the way cuz you're
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getting really animated right now all
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I'm saying is Cub has a chance saying is
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you should actually let me finish
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because are
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we all right well now that that's
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settled anyways as I was saying no
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violence please my face can't handle it
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I only have one good side and this is it
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and you just ruined that for me I was
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jealous let's continue to talk about
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Frankie versus Swanson 2 this is an
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intriguing match up because it has been
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a number of years since their first one
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again it it was a very one-sided fight
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via Frankie Edgar um however you know
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hopefully in all those years Swanson has
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gone back to the drawing board he's
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really worked on his wrestling takedown
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I know he's working now with um the
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champion TJ Dillashaw who you know they
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have all move
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CS so I really am interested to see the
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improvements that he's made yeah I think
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we should remind everyone what the last
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fight looked like so uh we can check
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that out real quick and pretty much it
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all went like this like look at look at
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uh Cub he's just like Frankie stop get
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traumatizing me
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stop um there's definitely you can see
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that he wasn't expecting to be flattened
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out the way Frankie Edgar is really good
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at he's really good at grinding people
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out and I feel like with that fight
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there's really clear things that he
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needed to work on he needed to work on
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getting his frame getting back up
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getting getting on one shoulder instead
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of being like flat on the ground and
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what's impressive is that Cub Swanson is
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a BJJ black belt M and he I really kind
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of expected more and that speaks to the
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level of grappling that Frankie Eder was
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imposing in that fight it was very
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dominant he was able to take Swanson who
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is a black ballot out of his element so
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that's why it's hard to see a fight like
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that going a different way if he isn't
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able to knock him out because you know
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Frankie is top of his game with
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wrestling and grappling and so his cub
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so I really feel like he needs The
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Knockout in order to get the win in this
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fight fair
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enough so we
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agree she learned a
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lesson they're so excited about this and
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in the main event of UFC AC we have
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Barbosa versus Lee Barbosa a an
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impeccable Striker beautiful beautiful
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Muay I know you're a pretentious Muay
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Tha I am pretentious but you know Lee
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has some pretty nice striking as well he
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definitely has like power right kicks
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like he's not a scrub when it comes to
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the Striking department and I mean I'm
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sorry did you just say like were you
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just saying that he's comparable to
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Barbosa striking are we going to have to
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move the table again but I'm are we
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going to have to move the table again he
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hey I'm all I'm saying is that Lee has
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some good kicks he has some good head
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movement he knows what he's doing in the
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Striking Department he doesn't kind of
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flat foot plot around like someone like
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could be
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just saying like this guy he's he's
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well-rounded he he has strengths
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everywhere and not just in the wrestling
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Department I do agree and I think that's
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the reason that he got a title fight so
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early in his career I know it didn't go
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his way he had a lot of stuff in his way
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I mean mainly I I kind of have to go
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with the staff infection being like a
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really big culprit in in his low
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performance I thought he was doing great
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against Ferguson he had a really good
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showing but again hopefully he comes
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back stronger than ever I hope that he
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really like learns and moves forward and
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he brings it to Barosa Barosa I think is
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is definitely probably dare I say the
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best striker in the UFC I think so like
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um he's finished people with light kicks
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he's finished people with will kicks
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like the first finish with a will kick
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in the UFC like this guy like kicks at
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least he is the best in the department
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but the problem with being a good kicker
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is that a lot of times people close the
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distance and they shut down that Strand
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and that's what Lee needs to do he needs
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to close the distance he needs to
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smother him and make sure he doesn't
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have enough range to get those kicks off
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at full power that being said I do think
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Barosa is used to being taken down or or
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at least people attempting to take him
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down so I know that he is going to be
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prepared for Kevin Lee uh Kevin Lee I'd
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love to see what he has coming off of
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his loss for his title fight and again
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Barbo I know he's climbing those UFC
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rankings at lightweight mhm um one thing
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I noticed uh doing a little research on
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Barbosa is a lot of his fights he'll be
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preparing for somebody and then suddenly
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that person gets injured and then they
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bring in a replacement fight so I'm
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wondering like why does everyone get
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injured with when they're training to
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fight for Barbosa and I mean I don't
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know are you doing like a conspiracy
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theory right now I don't know like we
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got to look into it like have you been
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smoking again hey hey um what can I say
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one my theory is that all these people
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they get baros and they're like [ __ ] I
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got to learn how to check a leg kick so
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suddenly they're like getting kicked in
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the leg over and over trying to check it
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then he T ACO or some [ __ ] like that
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like that's my theory but who knows
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interesting Theory interesting right I
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look into
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it truth is out there
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oh and I forgot to mention okay other
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extremely exciting news besides a [ __ ]
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car coming up Nick Diaz has finally come
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into a settlement with what are you
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doing I'm sparking up in celebration of
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uh is coming back his couch is like a
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Mary Poppins bag where are you getting
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this I got a lot of [ __ ] in there don't
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worry about
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it don't worry guys it's CBD it doesn't
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smell like C it's not a no THC in it
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whatsoever open up this is your setup oh
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[ __ ] hide to hide the get take I already
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have one violation you're on your own
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all right well now that I'm done hiding
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in the closet because somebody wants to
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spark up this is Jessica Penny and
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Angela Hill this is episode number three
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of two
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straws two
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straws signing off for UFC AC in New
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Jersey
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yeah wait where do we watch this um I
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think like uh ESPN then
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two or like uh are you spelling my last
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name Fox Sports five
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five no
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tundo uh deor Univision access
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t no it's on Fox Sports One it's on Fox
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Sports One listen if you can find out
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where this top secret card is let us
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know thanks you're in the end Club
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you're part of the circle good job
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