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Two Straws Episode 3: UFC Atlantic City Breakdown
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Nov 7, 2024
Jessica Penne and Angela Hill, TWO STRAW weight fighters, bring the couch to the boardwalk of Jersey Shore and break down the underground fight card, UFC Atlantic City: Edson Barboza vs. Kevin Lee
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hello everyone and thank you for joining
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us for another episode of two straws I'm
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straws are we making this a thing yeah
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just like
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TS I'm Jessica Penny and this is Angela
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Hill what up and we got a little
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situation we got a situation over here
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DTS for UFC AC Barbosa versus
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Le the UFC is headed down to the home of
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the Jersey Shore you're going to be
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seeing Affliction shirts spiked hair DS
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orange skin it's going to be crazy watch
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out for those grenades and landmines
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oh yes let's not get ahead of ourselves
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this is a secret card we got to be
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careful with who we tell us about it all
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right no
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advertisement no like a promotion or
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anything this card is going under the
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radar it's underground well you know the
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first rule of UFC AC is you don't talk
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about UFC AC ah makes sense makes sense
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yeah that's why nobody's heard of this
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car okay okay with that being said who
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is even on the coate in the main event
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Barbosa versus Lee for the main event
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for the main event and then the co main
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is a rematch match we have match Frankie
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Edgar versus Cub Swanson
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2 why I don't know but who cares seemed
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like a good idea at the time let's do it
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yeah why not you know the first one
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went like like a smush Fest it was it
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was a it was a wrestle [ __ ] or as they
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would say in JY a wrestles
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smash so WME being the the Trend thatter
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Savvy fashion EAS that they are they're
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so good they're so good so what they've
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done in preparation for UFC AC is they
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have actually done Jersey Shore
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makeovers to everybody on the fight card
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UFC so brilliant wait wait okay we got
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to always thinking wait all right we got
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to show the pictures we got to show the
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pictures let's see let's see let's see
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here's Leslie Smith oh my
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goodness oh you guys are
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Gorge no grenades over here and look at
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Barbosa look at you Patrick CS like the
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girls are definitely going to be coming
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for that look Al gerain this is a new
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look for you I like it I like it I must
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say panty droppers panty droppers we got
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some panty droppers in here yes snail
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Trails everywhere Frankie Edgar of
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course wearing his own Affliction
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t-shirt I mean he doesn't really need a
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makeover he just kind of showed up as is
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these guys knew about T-shirt time but
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you know who doesn't know about t-shirt
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times who Kevin Lee let's go to the fctg
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what where's your T-shirt boy he doesn't
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know the rle so Jersey Shore created the
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trend of T-shirt time because it is the
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shirt that you wear before you put on
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the shirt that you wear to go out to
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avoid having pit Saints
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clearly he was not wearing he wasn't
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aware he wore that leather jacket he
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wore his T-shirt under he's like I look
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good I look good he got there and he was
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like oh [ __ ] pit stains whatever it was
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he decided the best option was to take
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that [ __ ] off and just rock it with
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confidence so good old see you you uh
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made the best out of a sticky situation
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he you look like a combination of a
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backup dancer for Usher meets like
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steampunk meets I'm going to uh Burning
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Man definitely mad
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Maxes uh
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postapocalyptic I stole a bandan from uh
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a Raider that I just killed but uh this
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jacket gives me plus two strength like
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Assassin's Creed meet Cisco he looks
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like he belongs on the month of April in
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a fireman's calendar every time I look
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at him I think Motown Philly going on by
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Bo to men
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hey going on
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criss cross meets
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pilot he looks like he's gonna take me
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on take me on a ride jump or it be like
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fly
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fly fly
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fly M has a
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bandana um like he's about to put it
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over his mouth and throw a Molotov for
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like an edgy
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GQ uh add in Time Squares he looks like
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a handsome rioter I think that's the
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best way to explain looks like he
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belongs in like a Gucci ad yeah but like
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a very Urban Gucci ad also looks like he
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could pull those overalls up and go weld
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something we are the
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Marines well that's enough of that yeah
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you look good Kevin you better
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work
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work in the ladies bantamweight division
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we have a tough tough fight coming up we
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have Leslie Smith versus Aspen lad what
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do you see Happening Here Aspen lad
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she's she's just good everywhere you
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know know she's definitely a good
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Striker she's outboxed sjara Eubanks
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when she was in Invicta at bantamweight
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Aspen Le's coming in with a lot of
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potential but she's never really been
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tested against a veteran like Leslie
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like Leslie's been in there with the
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best she can take it be she Ste up and
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fought Cyborg and she complained
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volunteered she complained when they
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stopped it like she was angry about it
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like most people are like thank you
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Jesus you know but like give me that
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paycheck and let's go yeah
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she complained when they stopped it when
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her ear got ripped off like she's just
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like I don't know I think a lot of
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people underestimate her definitely she
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is the epitome of what you call a
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scrapper she is just a tough greedy
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fighter she's always willing to throw
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down they call her The Peacemaker but
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she is anything but peaceful in that
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octagon it's kind of fitting that she's
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fighting on JayZ Shore I know she's like
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the jwow of the bantamweight division
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she is no totally she toally f is let's
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see if she throws a spinning back fist
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like jwow yeah yeah spinning back slap
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Stockton slap spinning back slap I mean
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I feel like this actually could really
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happen I I hope so Leslie do it please
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do it
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please so this being a super secret
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underground Jersey Shore Fight Club
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fight um the con main event is still
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very intriguing we have the rematch
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between Frankie Edgar versus Cub Swanson
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now the first fight did not go even
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close to Cub Swanson's way uh how do you
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see this rematch going it's been a
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number of years since then how do you
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see it going I don't know I think Cub
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has a chance this time I know he's just
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coming off of that knockout he's only
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been out for a few months like it takes
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a lot longer for the chin to Hill and
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Cub's a really hard hitter haven't you
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ever seen Frankie like in all of his
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Trilogy fights like you can never count
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this guy down he made get knocked no no
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no let me finish no let me finish let me
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finish thank you he can get up let me
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just move that out the way cuz you're
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getting really animated right now all
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I'm saying is Cub has a chance saying is
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you should actually let me finish
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because are
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we all right well now that that's
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settled anyways as I was saying no
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violence please my face can't handle it
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I only have one good side and this is it
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and you just ruined that for me I was
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jealous let's continue to talk about
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Frankie versus Swanson 2 this is an
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intriguing match up because it has been
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a number of years since their first one
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again it it was a very one-sided fight
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via Frankie Edgar um however you know
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hopefully in all those years Swanson has
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gone back to the drawing board he's
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really worked on his wrestling takedown
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I know he's working now with um the
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champion TJ Dillashaw who you know they
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have all move
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CS so I really am interested to see the
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improvements that he's made yeah I think
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we should remind everyone what the last
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fight looked like so uh we can check
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that out real quick and pretty much it
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all went like this like look at look at
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uh Cub he's just like Frankie stop get
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traumatizing me
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stop um there's definitely you can see
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that he wasn't expecting to be flattened
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out the way Frankie Edgar is really good
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at he's really good at grinding people
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out and I feel like with that fight
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there's really clear things that he
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needed to work on he needed to work on
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getting his frame getting back up
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getting getting on one shoulder instead
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of being like flat on the ground and
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what's impressive is that Cub Swanson is
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a BJJ black belt M and he I really kind
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of expected more and that speaks to the
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level of grappling that Frankie Eder was
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imposing in that fight it was very
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dominant he was able to take Swanson who
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is a black ballot out of his element so
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that's why it's hard to see a fight like
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that going a different way if he isn't
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able to knock him out because you know
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Frankie is top of his game with
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wrestling and grappling and so his cub
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so I really feel like he needs The
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Knockout in order to get the win in this
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fight fair
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enough so we
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agree she learned a
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lesson they're so excited about this and
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in the main event of UFC AC we have
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Barbosa versus Lee Barbosa a an
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impeccable Striker beautiful beautiful
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Muay I know you're a pretentious Muay
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Tha I am pretentious but you know Lee
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has some pretty nice striking as well he
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definitely has like power right kicks
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like he's not a scrub when it comes to
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the Striking department and I mean I'm
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sorry did you just say like were you
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just saying that he's comparable to
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Barbosa striking are we going to have to
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move the table again but I'm are we
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going to have to move the table again he
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hey I'm all I'm saying is that Lee has
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some good kicks he has some good head
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movement he knows what he's doing in the
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Striking Department he doesn't kind of
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flat foot plot around like someone like
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could be
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just saying like this guy he's he's
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well-rounded he he has strengths
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everywhere and not just in the wrestling
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Department I do agree and I think that's
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the reason that he got a title fight so
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early in his career I know it didn't go
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his way he had a lot of stuff in his way
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I mean mainly I I kind of have to go
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with the staff infection being like a
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really big culprit in in his low
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performance I thought he was doing great
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against Ferguson he had a really good
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showing but again hopefully he comes
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back stronger than ever I hope that he
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really like learns and moves forward and
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he brings it to Barosa Barosa I think is
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is definitely probably dare I say the
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best striker in the UFC I think so like
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um he's finished people with light kicks
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he's finished people with will kicks
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like the first finish with a will kick
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in the UFC like this guy like kicks at
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least he is the best in the department
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but the problem with being a good kicker
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is that a lot of times people close the
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distance and they shut down that Strand
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and that's what Lee needs to do he needs
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to close the distance he needs to
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smother him and make sure he doesn't
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have enough range to get those kicks off
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at full power that being said I do think
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Barosa is used to being taken down or or
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at least people attempting to take him
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down so I know that he is going to be
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prepared for Kevin Lee uh Kevin Lee I'd
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love to see what he has coming off of
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his loss for his title fight and again
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Barbo I know he's climbing those UFC
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rankings at lightweight mhm um one thing
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I noticed uh doing a little research on
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Barbosa is a lot of his fights he'll be
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preparing for somebody and then suddenly
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that person gets injured and then they
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bring in a replacement fight so I'm
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wondering like why does everyone get
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injured with when they're training to
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fight for Barbosa and I mean I don't
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know are you doing like a conspiracy
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theory right now I don't know like we
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got to look into it like have you been
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smoking again hey hey um what can I say
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one my theory is that all these people
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they get baros and they're like [ __ ] I
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got to learn how to check a leg kick so
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suddenly they're like getting kicked in
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the leg over and over trying to check it
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then he T ACO or some [ __ ] like that
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like that's my theory but who knows
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interesting Theory interesting right I
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look into
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it truth is out there
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oh and I forgot to mention okay other
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extremely exciting news besides a [ __ ]
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car coming up Nick Diaz has finally come
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into a settlement with what are you
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doing I'm sparking up in celebration of
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uh is coming back his couch is like a
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Mary Poppins bag where are you getting
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this I got a lot of [ __ ] in there don't
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worry about
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it don't worry guys it's CBD it doesn't
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smell like C it's not a no THC in it
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whatsoever open up this is your setup oh
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[ __ ] hide to hide the get take I already
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have one violation you're on your own
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all right well now that I'm done hiding
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in the closet because somebody wants to
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spark up this is Jessica Penny and
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Angela Hill this is episode number three
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of two
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straws two
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straws signing off for UFC AC in New
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Jersey
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yeah wait where do we watch this um I
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think like uh ESPN then
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two or like uh are you spelling my last
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name Fox Sports five
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five no
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tundo uh deor Univision access
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t no it's on Fox Sports One it's on Fox
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Sports One listen if you can find out
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where this top secret card is let us
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know thanks you're in the end Club
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you're part of the circle good job
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